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    squall: what is a genius in a reality where all information is based on the speculations of the people who acculate in a manner which is highly inconspiculous

    rinoa: ?? what?

    squall: haha you looked stupi.. cough.. cough..

    squall dies of lung cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
    Zell: totally banged Shiva last night.

    Squall: totally banged Shiva last night.

    Irvine: totally banged Shiva last night.

    Ifrit: shiva ur sucha wh*re.

    Siefer: I totally banged Ifrit last night.
    . . .


    ....very funny....yes

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    Squall: Im a passing storm
    Raine: Im tiny droplets of water.
    Laguna:Im a body of water cut off from a larger body by a reef of sand or coral.

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    [QUOTE= Squall singing to Rinoa: "Baby, you and me, ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel..." [/QUOTE]

    NOW THAT`S THE BEST!!!!!!
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    Sorry, forgot to add mine:

    Squall: dear Squaresoft thanks for making me look like a metrosex, specially with these clothes... I love you sooooo much!!!

    Rinoa: my butt looks way too big with this duster.

    Selphie: Goodbye world, you suck. (gun goes off, ripping her brains)

    Irvine: Yeah! now I can go out with Quistis!!!

    Quistis: Yeah! now I can go out with Irvine!!!!
    [IMG]

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    Laguna (Darth Vader voice): "Luke... I mean, Squall. I am your father."
    Ward: "...!"
    Kiros: "He said: And I am your mother!"

    Squall: "Rinoa, I think it's time we sat down and talked about love and commitment."
    Rinoa: "...Whatever."

    Cid: "Who is this Robin Williams that you speak of, that resembles me?"

    Ultimecia: *Kough, kough, sniffle* "I am terribly sorry but I have a kold."

    Quistis: "Oh crap, I can't find my glasses."

    Squall: "Zell, I am beginning to worry about your fetish for hotdogs..."
    Zell: "You mean your hotdog?"
    Squall: "..."

    Seifer: "You know, Squall. I don't think the fur matches you."
    My latest invention: The parachute that opens on impact and the inflatable dartboard.

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    Tearz: Those are hilarious!
    More!
    I demand more!
    Please???

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    Thanks x_Hopeless_Deviate_x

    Girl: "Squall said to me this morning, 'Where am I, Quistis?"
    Psychiatrist: "And why did that upset you?"
    Rinoa: "My name is Rinoa."

    Selphie: "If you don't want to be monogamous, then I am going to tell everyone about how you're not really a cowboy and how you like to wear my underwear!"
    Irvine: "Noooo, anything but that!"

    Edea: "Cid was a relatively handsome man, until I realised my eyes were closed."

    Fuijin: "And so I said... yea whatever, like I have a speaking disability."
    Seifer: "Did you just speak normally?"
    Fuijin: "NEGATIVE."

    Rinoa: "There is something I must ask you, Squall. Your jacket, it's not real leather, is it?"
    Squall: "...No it's not real."
    Rinoa: *starts to cry* "How could you do this to me?"
    My latest invention: The parachute that opens on impact and the inflatable dartboard.

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    Those were the best!

    The chick at the car rental place: So like, I sooo got into college and stuff!

    You know, since she seems like such an airhead...

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    LOL! So many funny make me laugh

    Squall: Rinoa...I need to tell you something...
    Rinoa: What?
    Squall: I'm dead...
    Rinoa: Oo....
    Squall: ...
    Rinoa: ...
    Squall: That's all you have to say!?
    Rinoa: Well yea...Wat else am I suppose to say?
    Squall: O_o

    Selphie: Are you a cowboy?
    Irvine: Yes I am.
    Selphie: Cool! ... But where's your horse..?
    Irvine: Well, he was dead, killed when I used him as the target for my gun test.
    Selphie: ..!

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    i wonder what kind of IQ you guys have cuz these jokes are like the best
    lol

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    old man: FLO GET MY GUN!!!

    zell: iam not gay.. iam just a man who likes other men toput hotdogs between they but cheecks

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    OMG!!! THOSE ARE ALL HYSTERICAL!!! :grinpink:

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    Squall: Jebus! I am so gothic it pours out of my ears.
    Zell: Yeah, I know what you mean...I had punk pouring out of my ears yesterday.
    Irvine: Really? I had to clean my ears they were so dirty! I had to use q-tips to get all the dirt out.
    Squall: -_-

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