Selphie: I hate the world. I will slit my wrists. And yeah, I am emo.

Squall: I am a Teletubbie! ^o^ SUUUUGAR-HIIIGH ^-^

Seifer: You thought I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? OH NO NO, NOT, I WILL SURVIVE! AS LONG I KNOW HOW TO LOVE, I KNOW I'LL STAY ALIVE! I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give! And I will survive! I WILL SURVIVE!

Ultimecia: Rinoa... I am your father.
Rinoa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~

Zell: ...Whatever.
Squall: Gosh, Zell, you are so angsty.
Zell: ....Whatever. I hate you. I hate the world.
Squall: Oh, come on! Let's play Teletubbies' action figures!
Zell: ...Whatever. I will slit my wrists.
Selphie: No. I will do that first. _I_ am the emo girl here.

Quistis: *looks at Selphie* ...
Selphie: *looks at Quistis* ....
Quistis: Selphie... your yellow dress... makes you... smurfing hot...
Selphie: I am hatred. I am pain. And, Quistis, post that on my LJ after I stab my chest.