Rinoa: I don't have this dog just for looks (sry but its wrong for a reason)
Zell: Hey guys, i quit having a hotdog obsession!
Everyone: *gasp*
Zell: Yeah. Now i have a chili obsession!
*everyone leaves Zell*
Zell: What? was it something that i ate? (i made this up while eatin chili)
Squall: U know, Rinoa's not all that hot. She only looks hot when im stoned. I really like older women like Quistis. Damn she is fine! *does that purr thing*
Irvine: Anyone got weed?
Squall: why the hell do u need weed?
Irvine: So i can get my freak on!
Rinoa: Squall, im leaving u. I already commit myself to Seifer. U uderstand, right?
Squall: Sorry, u can't go back to him.
Rinoa: why not?
Squall: I killed him 2 days ago and threw him in our garbage can.
Rinoa: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Squall: Stop yo whinin bitch!
Quistis: Now that im over Squall, i can move on to a better, more mature man. Cid!
Irvine: Who got the paste?
*after beating Ultimecia*
Ulti: u guys suck! *runs to her room on the other end of the castle crying*
