Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say...

[Neco Arc]

Squall: "Remember to save at a save point"...

[Future Esthar]

lol

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Seifer:Your adult self tells you to stay.Your girl self tells you to come.
Let me save you from this predicament.
Edea: Don´t call me a girl.

lol that's clever

[mitchell_sykes]

squall: please...someone help me..

Seifer: squall.....put it there * shakes hand*

[Future Esthar]

Thanks Angel Wing.

Odine:There is no way to jump to the future under these circunmstances.

Squall:Vazhever.

[_yeojina_]

Quistis: Squall, do you know how to use your gunblade?
Squall: I'm a gunblade specialist, of course I know how to use my gunblade!
Ifrit: Prove it.

[UltimaOmega]

(Location : Lunatic Pandora)

Raijin: Seifer, do you really like this Knight thing?
Fujin: BORING!!!
Seifer: Hey its better than being in the disciplinary commitee.
Raijin: We had some good times in the Garden ya know, like that one time you snuck in squalls dorm and had sex with Rinoa and all that stuff ya know.
Fujin: INTERCOURSE!!!
Seifer: HAHAHA and to think I was gonna write her up for trespassing
but I let the better half get to me. Just to bad I had to leave the Garden because of that I didn't want people to find out what I did but I left my mark there...In Squalls bed.
Fujin: HORRIFIED!!!
Raijin: Like they say whatever happens in the Garden stays in the Garden ya know.

[muzzer]

Fujin: INTERCOURSE!!!

thats great

((i think i may have used this one))


Selphie: meh, i didnt really like trabia that much anyway.

Squall: GROUP HUG!!

((my imagination has left me for now))

[Alexander]

(Location : Lunatic Pandora)

Raijin: Seifer, do you really like this Knight thing?
Fujin: BORING!!!
Seifer: Hey its better than being in the disciplinary commitee.
Raijin: We had some good times in the Garden ya know, like that one time you snuck in squalls dorm and had sex with Rinoa and all that stuff ya know.
Fujin: INTERCOURSE!!!
Seifer: HAHAHA and to think I was gonna write her up for trespassing
but I let the better half get to me. Just to bad I had to leave the Garden because of that I didn't want people to find out what I did but I left my mark there...In Squalls bed.
Fujin: HORRIFIED!!!
Raijin: Like they say whatever happens in the Garden stays in the Garden ya know.

Let me continue this one.

Later on...

Raijin: ...Seifer, let's get back to Garden or just leave here, this Knight thing SUCKS, ya know?
Fuujin: AGREED!
Seifer: No... Without Ultimecia-sama's power, I can't do anything.
Raijin: Seifer, you are the best gunblade user I've ever know, ya know? You can manage in your own, plus you have me and Fuujin, ya know?
Fuujin: FRIENDSHIP.
Seifer: But... I can't go back to Garden... and...
Raijin: Rinoa isn't even from the Garden, ya know?
Fuujin: SLUT~
Seifer: No... I can't see Squall's face again...
Raijin: He got over that....
Fuujin: EMOBALL!
Seifer: No... I can't talk with Squall again... because I broke his heart...
Raijin: ... eh?
Seifer: After banging Rinoa, she left the room, and he got in... and... and...
Raijin: ...
Fuujin: ...ANAL?
Seifer: Correct. I banged Squall 5 minutes after banging his fake girlfriend! I am such a pimp!
Raijin: Squall must miss you, ya know.
Fuujin: MORE ANAL!
Seifer: Do you really think so?
Fuujin: POSITIVE!
Seifer: So... smurf that Ultimecia then, Squall needs me!
Raijin and Fuujin: YAOI!

[Celestial Chimera]

Rinoa comes about prancing -

Rinoa: Lal La Lal La La! Squall Squall is gonna date me! - hey, wait a second, where is everyone! (teary-eyed) Squall must have left me for someone else! WAHAWAHAHA (runs away crying)


Somewhere else -

Zell: So are you sure this gonna work?
Mysterious Lady: Ofcourse, Ofcourse - take one every day
Zell: Geez, thanks Ultimacia - these pills will really stop my indigestion, man you are the best sorceress till the ends of time! (chirpy voice) Now I must stop eating year-old hotdogs
Ultimacia: (aside) Yeah what the heck I'll barbeque all of them later, hehehehehehe! Yeah - Then it'll all be me and the whole world, good, then I can take a vacation.
Zell: Yo Ulti-baby you ok?
Ultimacia: wh-what - oh yeah, yeah, just dandy as candy - hey Zell are you sure you don't want 'em other pills.
Zell: Nah, I won't need The Birth control, I'm happy being gay, Right Squall?
Squall: Oh yes (kisses Zell) I'm so happy I left Rinoa for the fine bod of yours - I mean Rinoa is so not hot for me, I mean she thought Seifer liked her, girl, Seifer wanna do me.
Seifer: (from the side) Squall my love, How can you eat chicken after you had beef stake meaning moi, of all the tragedies OHHAHWAHHAHHA (sniffs) Sorry but my romantic dream was actually to hit it off with Squall that's why I became the dog for that idiot Edea - more exposure time with Squall! All that work ruined ruined!
Rajin: Don't cry Seify (hugging) No, no, Baby, (grinning) you still have me all day long, all night too ya know.
Fujin: HORMONAL DRIVE REACHING CRITICAL LEVEL - MUST GO TO THE BALAMB HOTEL WITH SEIFER AND RAJIN - INITIATE FLIRTING RITUAL...
Rajin: (To Seifer) Dude, I'm so happy that I brought FUJIN model XX2, it's got sassy taste!
(The three Leave)
Rinoa: (Looking at Zell And Squall) No! How can this be?
Cid:Don't worry I know we can work something out (grinning) I'm staying in room # - Ah
Edea: (pulling the ear of Cid) Now, Now, Love, come home with me.
Cid: I don't wanna, besides is it ok for you sleep with Squall, Seifer, Rajin, Nida, Zell, Sephiroth - don't know who he is, Tidus -another unknown, Shuyin -uh who is that guy, Irvine, etcetera and me to have no fun!
Edea: Cid! Now be a good boy or else I'll lock you up in Norg's Room! You don't wanna be with black sheep do you now (looks evilly)
Cid: Ok Ok I go, anything but Norge, have mercy!
(They Leave)
Rinoa: Alright two can play this game (devising a plan)

Meanwhile -

Irvine: Ultimacia did I tell you that I knew it was you possessing Edea so like I didn't shoot you.
Selphie: No, you didn't know!
Ultimacia:No, I'm afraid I didn't
Selphie: No! Hello! He didn't!
Irvine: How's about you and me pimp my ride back at the dormitory.
Ultimacia: (thinking) Will it involve destroying things?
Irvine:Oh Yeah baby (grinning) we can destroy alotta things.
Ultimacia: Sure, I'm in.
Selphie: HEY! HELLO! I'm TAlking to you! Wait what about my future!
Ultimacia: Sorry Babe, Ultimacia's Fortune telling hour is closed for an hour.
Irvine: Hey one hour (thinks, then whispers to Ultimacia)
Ultimacia: Oh, Ok, well make that two.
(Leaves)
Selphie: No, No, No! OH no Irvine How could you! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rinoa: Selphie Have no Fear Rinoa is Here!
Selphie: Rinnny-din-din Irvy-kin-kin left Selphie-Welphy to paye with Ulti-wulty!
Rinoa: Yes Now we will create a new faction for resistence Timber Man Mojo Stealing Search For Truth Faction
Selphie: Does it have to have Timber on it?
Rinoa: Girl, It my Slogan.
Selphie: Ummm...Ok

At The Dormitory -

Irvine: Criky! I lost my Mojo!
Ultimacia: Sorry Irvy-Irvy but I must tell you something
Irvine: (eyes widening) No, No, It can't be!
Ultimacia: Yes it is


With Squall And Irvine -

Zell: (To Squall) Dear, have you heard of that new Man hating faction? (embracing Squall) Do you reall think we are safe?
Squall: (Hugging Zell back) Don't worry Honey, these woman only go for guys who dump women.
Zell: (smiling) Yeah and we only date pretty boys like Cloud!
Selphie: Wanna bet?
Ultimacia: Yeah, how about a 100 - No wait how about Adel actually being a cross-dresser! Hmm, no can't say that Elleone will kill me for saying that about her boy-girlfriend...
Squall: What the - Selphie, Where's Irivine?
Ultimacia: I tied him up to a tree and the chocobos are eating him.
Zell: Oh the horror
Rinoa: Yeah it sure is.
Ultimacia: Yes, And I am your Rinoa
Selphie: Cool Star Wars
Squall/Zell: No! How can you this be! This is no fair! Tell us the secret!
Rinoa: Like whatever...I'm not gonna tell you guys, fanboys love me cause they think I'm a two in one deal ain't no way I'm sharing the magic
Squall: MEANIE!
Rinoa: WHATEVER!
Selphie: Holy Dynamical Dialogue switching Rinoa!
Ultimacia: Now we kill - we kill -we kill - we kill
Rinoa: We kill - We kill - we kill
Selphie: We kill - we kill - we kill-
Quitis: We kill - we kill - we kill
Selphie: Hey When did you get here?
Quitis: You think I didn't wanna kill Squall after his betrayal
Selphie: I thought you said you loved him as a friend.
Quitis: Well I lied
Selphie: Oh well the more the merrier
Squall/Zell: No, No!


To Edea And Cid -

Edea: I love fireworks
Cid: Especially if they are burninng the young teenage boys as fuel
Edea: Yeah less competition for you
Cid: Yeah, you can't run off with any of them
Edea: Yeah, I wish Norg was here.

With Elleone And Adel -

Elleone: I love the fireworks!
Adel: But you are more beautiful.
Elleone: Oh Addy (kisses Adel)
Adel: (aside) Good thing she doesn't know I'm a man, a bisexual one too.

Squall and Zell have been reduced to ashes (Poor Things) -

Rinoa: And From The top people let's sing our victory song!
Rinoa/Ultimacia/Selphie/Quitis: We now become lesbiens
Cause men will hate us and we hate 'em too!
They stink truly bad
But we will make it through
We turn our enemies to tiny pieces
Cause they betrayed us so BOO-HOO!
We will play only with each other
Be one big happy Lesbien Family!
Oh that's right ya hear!
Oh Yeah girl we takin' this all the way
Oh Yes!

Tidus: Oh man I got transported to the wrong universe
Tifa: You and me both brother.
Squall(Ghost): Tidus is so hot
Zell(Ghost): Hey!
Squall(Ghost): What?!
Zell(Ghost): You are liking a guy who can't even navigate through the Final Fantasy universes correctly!
Squall(Ghost) : And I bet you can? (overly sarcastic)
Zell(Ghost): (crying) First I die for those man hating Lesbiens! Now my boyfriend likes some other blonde dude! I mean hello! (pointing to his hair) this ain't plastic! It's 100% Zell all the way baby! But...but, you love the other dude!
Squall(Ghost): (embraces Zell) There, there, Zelly-baby - ain't nothin' gonna bring us down, right Irvine?
Irvine(Ghost): Dude, Ultimacia is fine! I mean Rinoa matures fine! Though it'll be like a 100 year evolution thing... But Ultimacia...she...she...killed me in a way -(sniff sniff) I might become bi after this ordeal
Squall(Ghost): Ok, you do that. Dude you look so messed up seriously
Irvine(Ghost): Dude! I may be looking ok now but Chocobos are eating my body like it breadcrumbs!
Squall(Ghost): Let's go Zell! Irvy you coming?
Irvine(Ghost): No
Squall/Zell(Ghost): Bye Irvine!
Mysterious Man(Ghost): You look sad, don't worry kiss me and I'll turn into your prince!
Irvine: Ok, I'm so bored and miserable I'll smoke the weed the Fayth grows in the Farplanes
(Kisses)
Mysterious Man(Ghost): I'm Sephiroth! Your prince!
Irvine(ghost): (hypnotized) WOW so pretty!
Sephiroth(Ghost): (grabs Irvine) Come here Irvy-baby we in for a long night
Tidus: How come I don't see you around (checking Tifa out)
Tifa: Well you could say I float on Cloud # 9 (checking Tidus out)

In Nooj's Room -

Nooj: Hey the door's locked - Hey someone help me! - Get me outta here - Edea you -

{The end to the whole thing)

[UltimaOmega]

Let me continue this one.

Later on...

Raijin: ...Seifer, let's get back to Garden or just leave here, this Knight thing SUCKS, ya know?
Fuujin: AGREED!
Seifer: No... Without Ultimecia-sama's power, I can't do anything.
Raijin: Seifer, you are the best gunblade user I've ever know, ya know? You can manage in your own, plus you have me and Fuujin, ya know?
Fuujin: FRIENDSHIP.
Seifer: But... I can't go back to Garden... and...
Raijin: Rinoa isn't even from the Garden, ya know?
Fuujin: SLUT~
Seifer: No... I can't see Squall's face again...
Raijin: He got over that....
Fuujin: EMOBALL!
Seifer: No... I can't talk with Squall again... because I broke his heart...
Raijin: ... eh?
Seifer: After banging Rinoa, she left the room, and he got in... and... and...
Raijin: ...
Fuujin: ...ANAL?
Seifer: Correct. I banged Squall 5 minutes after banging his fake girlfriend! I am such a pimp!
Raijin: Squall must miss you, ya know.
Fuujin: MORE ANAL!
Seifer: Do you really think so?
Fuujin: POSITIVE!
Seifer: So... smurf that Ultimecia then, Squall needs me!
Raijin and Fuujin: YAOI!

LMAO couldnt say it any better

[SquallsAngel]

ok, I have a weird sense of humor but heres my pathetic attempts:
Rinoa: Screw Timber, they can liberate themselves. I’m gonna go hit daddy up for a couple bucks so I can go to the esthar mall.
Squall: OMG I totally need to get new boots, these are so last season it’s like gag me with a spoon. Maybe we can split an orange Julius; then hit the arcade for some dance dance


Siefer: Ok, so what do you guys want?
Raijin: Big Mac, Large fries, and a coke, ya know?
Fujin: CHICKEN NUGGETS!! VAULE MEAL!! ICE TEA!!
Siefer: ::into drive thru box:: Ok, I’d like a Big Mac, Large Fries and a coke; a chicken nugget value meal with Ice tea ::to fujin:: What size?
Fujin: MEDIUM!!
Siefer: ::Back into order box:: uh, make that value meal a medium and a cheeseburger happy meal with a chocolate milk
Raijin: o.O
Fujin: O.o
Siefer: What? See they have this Chronicles of Narnia promotion….
Raijin and Fujin: o.O
Siefer: They have Tumnus toys….
Raijin and fujin: O.o
Siefer: It’s for my cousin…
Raijin and fujin: o.O
Siefer: Whatever I don’t have to justify myself to you ::mutters:: stupid tampons
Fujin: BIB?
Raijin: Fujin’s right ya know, perhaps the baby would like a bib?
::Fujin and raijin crack up::
Siefer: @$$ pirates….




Thanks to family guy:

Quistis in a banana suit: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Laguna: Oh my God! Kiros, there’s a message in my Alpha-Bits, it says Ooooooo….
Kiros: Laguna, those are Cheerios

Quistis: Cid, remember those 3 weeks you spent narrating your own life?
::flashes back::
Edea: Cid, dinner’s ready
Cid: I shuddered with a grimmace at the questionable meal Edea had placed in front of me. Of course I would never tell her how sick her cooking made me, but somehow I think she always knew ::Edea glares:: Edea had always had a youthful look about her but lately I had grown more aware of her aging. Her eyes once shone with a youthful glimmer but now ::edea punches cid out, several hours pass::
Cid: I awoke several hours later on the dining room floor…

And anchor man:

Squall: I SPENT THE EVENING WITH RINOA HEARTILY AND IT WAS WONDERFUL AND NOW WE’RE IN LOVE… Did I say that loud?
Seifer: Yea, you pretty much yelled it.
Irvine: Say, squall, what’s it like?
Squall: What’s what like?
Siefer: Love…
Squall: You’ve never been in love?
Siefer: I think I was once…
Squall: What was her name?
Siefer: I don’t know
Squall: Well that’s not a great start but continue…
Siefer: She was Brazilian… or Mexican… Something weird… but we met in the bathroom of the Balamb shop and we made out for hours, then parted ways, never to see each other again…
Squall: I don’t think that’s love…
Siefer: D@MNIT!!!
Zell: I love… Desk… I love carpet…
Squall: Those are just things in the office Zell
Zell: I… Love lamp
Squall: Do you really love the lamp? Or are you just saying you do?
Zell: I LOVE LAMP!
Irvine: Come on Squall, tell us…
Squall: Well it’s something like this… ::sings:: Gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight, my motto’s always been when its right its right why wait till the middle of the cold dark night? Sky rockets in flight…
All: AFTERNOON DELIGHT, WOAH OH AFTERNOON DELIGHT

[Celestial Chimera]

ok, I have a weird sense of humor but heres my pathetic attempts:
Rinoa: Screw Timber, they can liberate themselves. I’m gonna go hit daddy up for a couple bucks so I can go to the esthar mall.
Squall: OMG I totally need to get new boots, these are so last season it’s like gag me with a spoon. Maybe we can split an orange Julius; then hit the arcade for some dance dance


Siefer: Ok, so what do you guys want?
Raijin: Big Mac, Large fries, and a coke, ya know?
Fujin: CHICKEN NUGGETS!! VAULE MEAL!! ICE TEA!!
Siefer: ::into drive thru box:: Ok, I’d like a Big Mac, Large Fries and a coke; a chicken nugget value meal with Ice tea ::to fujin:: What size?
Fujin: MEDIUM!!
Siefer: ::Back into order box:: uh, make that value meal a medium and a cheeseburger happy meal with a chocolate milk
Raijin: o.O
Fujin: O.o
Siefer: What? See they have this Chronicles of Narnia promotion….
Raijin and Fujin: o.O
Siefer: They have Tumnus toys….
Raijin and fujin: O.o
Siefer: It’s for my cousin…
Raijin and fujin: o.O
Siefer: Whatever I don’t have to justify myself to you ::mutters:: stupid tampons
Fujin: BIB?
Raijin: Fujin’s right ya know, perhaps the baby would like a bib?
::Fujin and raijin crack up::
Siefer: @$$ pirates….




Thanks to family guy:

Quistis in a banana suit: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Laguna: Oh my God! Kiros, there’s a message in my Alpha-Bits, it says Ooooooo….
Kiros: Laguna, those are Cheerios

Quistis: Cid, remember those 3 weeks you spent narrating your own life?
::flashes back::
Edea: Cid, dinner’s ready
Cid: I shuddered with a grimmace at the questionable meal Edea had placed in front of me. Of course I would never tell her how sick her cooking made me, but somehow I think she always knew ::Edea glares:: Edea had always had a youthful look about her but lately I had grown more aware of her aging. Her eyes once shone with a youthful glimmer but now ::edea punches cid out, several hours pass::
Cid: I awoke several hours later on the dining room floor…

And anchor man:

Squall: I SPENT THE EVENING WITH RINOA HEARTILY AND IT WAS WONDERFUL AND NOW WE’RE IN LOVE… Did I say that loud?
Seifer: Yea, you pretty much yelled it.
Irvine: Say, squall, what’s it like?
Squall: What’s what like?
Siefer: Love…
Squall: You’ve never been in love?
Siefer: I think I was once…
Squall: What was her name?
Siefer: I don’t know
Squall: Well that’s not a great start but continue…
Siefer: She was Brazilian… or Mexican… Something weird… but we met in the bathroom of the Balamb shop and we made out for hours, then parted ways, never to see each other again…
Squall: I don’t think that’s love…
Siefer: D@MNIT!!!
Zell: I love… Desk… I love carpet…
Squall: Those are just things in the office Zell
Zell: I… Love lamp
Squall: Do you really love the lamp? Or are you just saying you do?
Zell: I LOVE LAMP!
Irvine: Come on Squall, tell us…
Squall: Well it’s something like this… ::sings:: Gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight, my motto’s always been when its right its right why wait till the middle of the cold dark night? Sky rockets in flight…
All: AFTERNOON DELIGHT, WOAH OH AFTERNOON DELIGHT

Squalls Angel this marvellous and Hilarious!

[Lychon]

Squalls Angel this marvellous and Hilarious!

Not to mention ripped from Anchorman. Classic.

[Celestial Chimera]

Squall in a contemplative mood -

Squall: This will be the result.
Rinoa: (running) Squall protect me! Protect me! Irvinne is trying to introduce me to his little friend!
Squall: I thought Selphie saw that last night when we three got together- what!? Really!?
Rinoa: Yes, (sobbing) he was grinning at me too!
Squall: Well slap him, (smiling) he will start crying as a little boy! He'll so "Oh no my little friend is dead! NO!"
Rinoa: But...(quietly) Can't you do that?
Squall: May I ask why? Girls are great at slapping hence the B term
Rinoa: But...I can't...
Squall: Hey Irvinne is a jerk so get that red on his face baby!
Rinoa: No...I can't...well...you are supposed to save me!
Squall: Get your lazy ass out there and slap him!
Rinoa: No, I'm fragile I'm a DID remember! I fill that slot out...quite well
Squall: A DID?
Rinoa: Damsel In Distress
Squall: (blinks) Rinoa aren't you like a sorceress thingie?
Rinoa: Oh c'mon! I need protection!
Squall: Not now Rinoa I'm busy
Rinoa: Doing what! (angrily)
Squall: Planning on something.
Rinoa: Fine! I'll go and ask Seifer - hey wait a minute! What the hell were you doing with Irvinne and Selphie!
Squall: (grinning naughtily) Let's just we were counting our luck stars
Rinoa: You - you-
(She leaves)

Meanwhile -

Seifer: Alright I'll hurt him Rinoa - only
Rinoa: Only
Seifer: (grinning) If you see my little friend
Rinoa: So where is he? What's his name
Seifer: Well...uh...uh...the name...Annie!Yeah Annie! (thinking) ANNIE! I JUST CALLED MY -
Rinoa: So your friend is a girl (hugs Seifer) Oh Seifer I thought you were dirty as Irvinne I thought you meant that!
Seifer: I did - uh - oh yeah right - so come along let's meet Annie
Rinoa: Where is she?
Seifer: In my bedroom
Rinoa: Ok

To Squall in a grand laboratory -

Doctor Odine: Yes, this is difficult, but for you Squall I will do it.
Squall: Please doc - I really wanna have it
Doctor Odine: Alright boy, I see your seriousness - Ok First tear some strands of your hair and eat them -(Squall does it) - Now, circle around and bark like a dog -(Squall does that too) - Now, lick your -
Squall: Doctor I won't! What's the point in all this!?
Doctor Odine: Ok, but tear your shirt and scream "I love Seifer Almasy and I will sleep with anyone for ten bucks!"- (Squall does it) -Yes, very interesting (records Squall's behaviour) interesting how you act as a slave to my commands when they have nuthing related to your desire
(SLAM! -explanatory in itself)
Squall: Hey you stupid git tell me how to get my dream ok (grabbing his colour)
Doctor Odine: Ok, ok, eat this
Squall: What's this?
Doctor Odine: Sorceress's Urine
Squall: Why you -(about to throw the bottle)
Doctor Odine: No, its just a concoction
Squall: Of what!?
Doctor Odine: uh - well, uh, my laundry and Sorceress's Urine
Squall: Yuck!
Doctor Odine: I'm joking! It's only cough syrup Ok, drink this, it's the tears of Bahamut
Squall: Ok
(Drinks and starts transforming)
Squall: Oh my! I finally transformed!
Doctor Odine: Yes it worked!
Squall: Now give me those clothes
Doctor Odine: But they're- they're
Squall: Whose!? Doesn't matter - give 'em
Doctor Odine: Ok (unsure) here
Squall: Good now I'm off
(he leaves)
Edea: (comes out naked) Odine aren't we gonna - hey where are my clothes!?
Doctor Odine: Yes - Yes - we are come on now!
Quitis: (hiding underneath a table) Dammit! When's my turn!?

Inside the Dormitory -

Selphie: I'm bored
Zell: I'm hungry
Irvinne: I wanna do it
(All look at eachother)
Irvinne: Well it kinda translates to the same solution
(They go to Selphie's room)

Inside Cid's Room -

Cid: I wonder where Edea went oh well, Elleone! We can do it now!
Elleone: Alright, give me your hand and I tell your fortune
Cid: Yeah!
Elleone: I see a very attractive brunette in your love life tonight
Cid: Edea! Really! Finally after a long time -
Elleone: (clears her throat) Ummm, Hello, (points at her hair)
Cid: (after some minutes) Ohhhhh, Ok can we continue (smiles)

With Rajin, Fujin And Nida -

Rajin: So yeah that's how I ate a Chocobo alive
Nida: Eww Dude I still can't believe it
Fujin: THEORY HAS BEEN FORMED!
Nida: What theory?
FUJIN: GALBADIAN SOLDIERS LAY CHOCOBO EGGS SO THEY WEAR ARMOUR TO COVER THEIR EYES FOR SHAME!
Nida/Rajin: (blinking) What?
Fujin: Sorry, I think I ate the hotdog that Zell spit on
Nida: Hey, whose that woman? She's hot!
Rajin: Really attractive!
Fujin: BISEXUAL FORMAT NOW IN ACTIVE MODE!


In Seifer's room -

Rinoa: Geez Seifer sleeping with you was ok but whatever happened to Annie?
Seifer: Uh, she didn't want to have a second visit (grinning secretly) she is already happy with the first (thinking) ANNIE! ANNIE!
Rinoa: oh, that's too bad I hope we become friends
Seifer: (grinning) Don't worry you will
Rinoa: Well, I'm off, Bye Seifer
(She leaves and Seifer goes to that secret area)
Seifer: I need a cig
Mysterious Woman: Here
Seifer: Hey thanks - Wow, you're hot!I mean really beautiful!
Mysterious Woman: Well thank-you
Seifer: You know you look very familiar
Mysterious Woman: Do I?
Seifer: Yeah, your yellow eyes - silver hair - I know this will sound crazy but you remind me of a guy named Squall I don't know why you guys don't look alike but you look alot like Rinoa to be honest.
Mysterious Woman: Well that's because I am Squall.
Seifer: What the-! Squall! - hey you are!
Squall/Ultimacia: That's right baby! I am Ultimacia!

{Thus a new therory for Ultimacia! LOL! }