Squall: "period period period"
Squall: "period period period"
Squall: Wow, everything makes sense. There isn't some stupid random plot-twist that makes no sense whatsoever!
Hsu told me Squall would say that and I was ^_^, but then he never said it so I was ;_;.
Dude you are totally player hating.
Squall: Dude she's my sister that means that time she'd touc...*ugh*
Originally Posted by Celestial Chimera:
Squalls Angel this marvellous and Hilarious!
Not to mention ripped from Anchorman. Classic.Family guy too, but I gave credit where credit was due
Mayor Dobe: I'm gonna kick your @$$...
Edea: You know, i don't much care for children
Rinoa: i love u tidus!!
Selphie: Lets do a concert for Squall and Rinoa!
Irvine: Oh yeah! Can't touch this! *DUN NAN NUN NAN*
My signature is a good example of something to post here.
Flo:Honey,the clock is late.Go out fix it.
Mayor Dobe:What hours is it?
Flo: 15:30
Mayor Dobe:Hey do you wanna to send the Estharians to Centra or what?
Flo:Ok,let it be on 3:45
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Regards,
Big D
Rinoa: It was last summer... I was 16. Lots of fond memories... Seifer and me were--
Squall: I WON'T HAVE IT! I'm not having anyone talk about me in the past tense! *flees from room*
Zell, Quistis and Selphie: ok wtf
Squall: *outside* No... I won't have people talking about how emo Squall was when he suicided by slitting his wrists! AND I WON'T HEAR RINOA TALKING ABOUT WHEN SHE AND SEIFER LOVED EACH OTHER! That breaks my fragile heart! *starts to cry*
Rinoa: *heard Squall screaming* ...actually, the fond memories were about Seifer telling me about his love with Squall and I was writing everything at a fic... oh god that was a great fic <3
Quistis: Can I read it someday?
Rinoa: Sure.
Quistis: Thanks~
Originally Posted by yours truly
_yeojina_, Alexander, UltimaOmega, SquallsAngel, & Celestial Chimera…ALL OF THOSE WERE HYSTERICAL!!! :laugh: :kaolaugh: :laugh: I hope you all like mine!!! :grinpink: :kaohappy2
Squall: BOOYAKA!!!
Selphie: *glares at Squall* Whatever…anyway as I was saying, Laguna…I’m not obsessed with you anymore.
Everyone: *GASP*
Selphie: Yes yes I know it’s a shock, but I’ve decided…I LIKE WARD NOW!!! *runs off with Ward*
Laguna: CURSE YOU WARD!!! …(sigh)…I guess I ain’t pimpin’ no more…
Kiros: Stop trying to act black, and like you were ever pimpin’ at all…:rolleyes2
Laguna: SHUT UP!!! *knocks Kiros out cold* Man…that felt good…I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!!! *walks away satisfied*
Irvine: Some people say I remind them of Michael Jackson, except I like little boys and big boys…
Seifer: Hey Zell, I did yo mama…heheheh look, there she is now… *points*
Zell: Um Seifer…that’s Quistis.
Trepe Groupies: ooooh BURN!!!
Seifer: Woah…you’re right!!! There’s not much of a difference though…
Trepe Groupies: ooooh DOUBLE BURN!!!
Zell: HEY!!! Don’t you talk about my mama like that!!!At least she doesn’t look as ugly as Quistis…
Trepe Groupies: ooooh TRIPLE BURN!!!
Quistis: …I am a failure…first as an instructor, and now as a human being. I am not worthy to live in this world…let me get Irvine’s rifle…
*A shot is heard a few moments later…*
Zell: ………….
Seifer: ………….
Trepe Groupies: FINALLY!!! You don’t know how long we’ve been waiting for that!!! Now we can idolize…XU!!! :laugh:
Rinoa: …um…yeah…anyway, speaking of your parents Zell, I found out we have the same dad!!!
Zell: So that means…
Everyone: General Caraway’s a pimp?
Zell & Rinoa: NO!!! It means…*starts to sing* We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!
Squall: BOOYAKA? Wait…Zell, you were at the orphanage with us, so technically you guys aren’t really related.
Zell: …hm…you’re right……..OH WHAT THE HELL!!! WHO CARES!?!?!
Zell & Rinoa: *continues to sing* Oh yeah!!! We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!
Seifer: Hey Squall…wasn’t last night SOOO AWESOME!?!?!
Everyone: O_o
Squall: BOOYAKA!?!?!Um Seifer…remember when you became suicidal after you found out I was straight? And you had to go to counseling ever since? That wasn’t me you were with last night…
Rinoa: Right cause Squall was with me!!!
Everyone: ……O_O
Rinoa: ….EW YOU PERVS!!! No…it was only dinner.
Seifer: Oh…right…I REMEMBER NOW!!! I was with Irvine last night!!!
*Previous night…*
Irvine: Hey Seifer…you wanna see my never-never land?
Seifer: Wow!!! That sounds like fun!!! Where is it?
Irvine: Come to my room and I’ll show you everything…
*Back to present…*
Seifer: Wow…I don’t know how I forgot that. I haven’t been with it today…first mixin’ up Ma Dincht and Quistis, and now Squall and Irvine…*takes out home-made pot and starts smoken’ it* Honestly…I don’t know what’s wrong…it’s like my brain’s in a cloud of smoke or something…
Everyone: ……
Cid: Edea and I were never officially married…so we’re gonna go to one of those chapels in Las Vegas!!! …oh and by the way, I sold Garden to a strip club owner.
Seifer: With male strippers too right!?!?! Um...I mean I like female strippers and all, but I would prefer male ones…*cough* …yeah…:riiight:
Everyone: ……....
Fujin: PROSTITUTES!!!
Raijin: Heheheh…yeah ya can’t forget them ya know…
Cid: ………..*grabs Edea and leaves*
Irvine: Heheheh……I said I like big boys too……
:bigbiggri
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So long!
Lmao! Switched roles rule.Zell: ………….
Seifer: ………….
Trepe Groupies: FINALLY!!! You don’t know how long we’ve been waiting for that!!! Now we can idolize…XU!!! :laugh:
Rinoa: …um…yeah…anyway, speaking of your parents Zell, I found out we have the same dad!!!
Zell: So that means…
Everyone: General Caraway’s a pimp?
Zell & Rinoa: NO!!! It means…*starts to sing* We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!
Squall: BOOYAKA? Wait…Zell, you were at the orphanage with us, so technically you guys aren’t really related.
Irvine: Hey Seifer…you wanna see my never-never land?
Seifer: Wow!!! That sounds like fun!!! Where is it?
Irvine: Come to my room and I’ll show you everything…
Seifer: Wow…I don’t know how I forgot that. I haven’t been with it today…first mixin’ up Ma Dincht and Quistis, and now Squall and Irvine…*takes out home-made pot and starts smoken’ it* Honestly…I don’t know what’s wrong…it’s like my brain’s in a cloud of smoke or something…
Everyone: ……
Cid: Edea and I were never officially married…so we’re gonna go to one of those chapels in Las Vegas!!! …oh and by the way, I sold Garden to a strip club owner.
Seifer: With male strippers too right!?!?! Um...I mean I like female strippers and all, but I would prefer male ones…*cough* …yeah…:riiight:Funny! Especially the part about Irvine and 'Never Ever Land'.
Zell: Hey why don't you guys come and crash in my room?
...Geddit?
Thank you!!! :grinpink:So long!
Lmao! Switched roles rule.
Funny! Especially the part about Irvine and 'Never Ever Land'.
Here are some more:
Selphie: "Bus Bus ride ride ride. I LOVE BUSES MORE THAN TRAINS!"
Seifer: "Squall, buddy, let's not fight. Let's all hold hands and sing by the camp fire."
Irvine: "You want me to shoot Edea? Okay!" *Fires*
Rinoa: "Seifer is so much better than Squall."
Laguna: "Lu--Squall I am your father."
Kiros: "You are so brave, Laguna! I envy youuu!"
Laguna: "Wow, we're not lost. Commence the celebration!"
Zell: "Why do I suck so much?"
Squall: "Come here, Quistis, I want to talk to you."
Quistis: *Starts talking to a wall*
Seifer: "Ohhh a doggy! Can I pet it mommy please?"
This is the very beggining of the game.
Doctor: Well Squall there doesn't seem to be any malignant hemourhagous infractions to you deltoid....
Squall: English please...
Doctor: Ok, You see Squall the itty bitty little squirmy thingy isn't going to hurt you, But I'm afraid you have cancer, I'm sorry squall you won't be living after today.
Squall:Oh....ok.... *Walks out of the room*
Zell:BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH!!!!!!
Squall: *stares at Zell*
Zell: BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAH!
Squall:Whatever, Zell do you have an extra remedy?
Zell:BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH *EXPLODES*
Squall:Kay, I'll take that as a no.
Cid:*heard from the doctors office* CANCER?
Seifer: *heard from the doctors office* CANCER?
Selphie: YAAAY! DOES CANCER HAVE ANY TRAINS?
Squall: Everyone has cancer? How in the hell...*Notices a thorn stuck in his butt* What the....
Cactaur:*walks away* doodoo doo dooo....
Rinoa: SQUALL SQUALL!!! Isn't it great we both have cancer! We can both die together!
Squall: Whats so great abou....Wait...How did you know I had cancer?!
Rinoa:Um...er...I'm the daughter of a wealthy man, I can go into the doctors files.
Squall: But the doctor doesn't record anything until 3 hours later....so...
Rinoa: Oh shi t...
Squall:You b**ch....You Cancer giving mother-******* *** ****** ***** ****** ******** ** ******** ***** ** ***** *** *** ** ** ** ****** ****** ***** ******* **** *** ******* ****** ****** ******* **** **** ******* ****** ****** ** ** ** ******** **** ****** * ** ***** *** ****** ***** **** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ****** **** **** *** ** ***** ** ****** *** ***** ** ********* ******* ***** *** ** ***** ****** ****** *** *** ** ***** ***** ******* ***** *** ** *** ** ****** **** ******* *** ** ** **** ** * ** * ** * * ** * **** ** *** ****** ***** ****** **** ** ** *** ****** **** ** ** ******* ******* **** **..... *Glares at Edea* I swear to god if you don't take off my censored spell I'm going to *** ****** ***** ****** **** ** ** ******* **** *** *** **** *** *** * ****** ** ** * ** ***** ******* ***** **** *** ******* **** ****** ****** ****** ***** *** ******* ***** *** ******* ***** * ********** ******* ********* ****** **** ********* ****** ******* **** ****** ****** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ****** **** * * * *** * * ****** ****** *** **** *** **** *** *** ***** ******* ******* **** * ** ** * * * ******** ****** ***** *** ***** ** ** * ******** ********* and etc.
Fin.
It is hard....wouldn't you agree?
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