Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say...

[_yeojina_]

Zell: Hey, guess what guys?
Everyone else: What?
Zell: I got a new fighting technique!
*Everyone slowly takes a step back*
Zell: Instead of punching random monsters, I'm gonna bitch slap them!
*Everyone walks away*
Zell: What?
*Lightning zaps his hotdogs he was preparing to eat*
Zell: Cool! Zapped hotdog!
*Zell glomps the zapped hotdog*

In Ultimecia's castle...
Ultimecia: I shall kill all SeeDs!
*Irvine's playing to CD music* *Ultimecia destroys the CD*
Squall: We shall save all music saved on those shiny circley stuff! And the other stuff on those circley things!

Back in Balamb Garden...
Rinoa: We finally defeated Ultimecia after 3 years!
Irvine: She was a pretty good target for shooting practice!
Zell: I also stole her gloves which are specially designed for bitch slapping!
Squall: She needed a good slash or two.
Quistis: And lots of whipping! She's been a very bad girl!
Selphie: I admit, I actually found her kinda kinky...
*Everyone walks away except for Zell*
Zell: Wanna go to the cafeteria?
Selphie: I heard that there were new zapped hotdogs. I wanna try some!

In the Ragnarok...
Xu: We are about to- OH MY GOD! IS THAT A JUMBO CACTUAR?!?!
*Everyone crowds around Xu*
Squall: She's right! And there's a Tonberry King!
Selphie: I can see a Chocobo and a Chicobo!
Zell: Beat this! I can see a Pupu-thingamagig!
Rinoa: It's called a Pupu. And I can see my darling Angelo flying into the engine. OH NO! HE'S GONNA BE MINCED DOGGY!
Quistis: Don't worry Rinoa, I'll give her a Phoenix Down... after I eat him... Er, I mean, after we find all the bits of Angelo! Right? Right? Right?
*Squall's comforting Rinoa*
Quistis: I never get any attention when I'm wearing my glasses...

In the Training Grounds...
Irvine: I'm the one with the snazzy rifles and the long guns!
Vincent: I'm the sexy one with a Calibur .45 and Selphie as my girlfriend!
FIN