Squall: I like Tonberries. And Rinoa.
Quistis: I luff Laguna.
Rinoa: I luff Angelo. And Squall.
Selphie: I luff Irvine... He's so- *Selphie gets smacked by Vincent* I meant Vincent! He's so- *Selphie gets smacked by Irvine*
Laguna: Alrighty, peoples, back off, back off. We're having an authorised slapping-Selphie-on-the-head competition. Anyone not abiding to the rules will face... MY GUN! *Everyone gasps*
Zell: Hey! I'm the God of the annual slapping-Selphie-on-the-head competition!

Later, when all was quiet and some were hurt fairly badly...
Zell: Zapped Chocobo anyone?
Irvine: You don't belong here Vincent. Piss off.
Vincent: As long as I take Selphie with me.
Irvine: Don't even think about it.
Squall: Break it up. Or else... :twak:
Irvine and Vincent: GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THE SPLINTERED GUNBLADE!!! *Both run off to Ward for protection*

Meanwhile, in the library...
Seifer: You see her? *Points to Rinoa* I'm gonna poke her!
Fujin: You shouldn't be doing that.
Raijin: Yea, she's right, ya know! *Seifer walks up to Rinoa*
Seifer: Hi, Rinoa.
Rinoa: SQUALL!!! WHERE HAVE YOU- Oh, sorry Seifer. I thought it was Squall. *Seifer pokes Rinoa* HEY!!! MEANIE!!! *Casts Water on Seifer*
Raijin: We told ya lots of times before, ya know.
Fujin: Don't feel too bad, she always does that to anyone who pokes her. Except for Squall.
Seifer: Blub bloob glup gloop gleep blib blob! *Interpretation* WATER! I'M ALLERGIC TO WATER!!! ACK!

Later, when the SeeDs have gone on another mission, watching the LCD Screen in the Ragnarok...

TV: And now, the Tonberry King will demonstrate how to cut those stubborn Greens and Peppers.
Tonberry King: First, you need a Chef's Knife, like this. *Shows Chef's Knife* Then, you cut the Gysahl Greens, which I have here, into quarter sections. *DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK! Gysahl Greens lose 9999 HP* Please make sure that you cut them properly so that the Greens lose 9999 HP. Use the same technique with the other Greens and Peppers. Thank you. Gunblades can also be used for this technique. *Loud screaming from the girls*
TV: And now, we have the less charming, more funny and stupid Jumbo Cactuar with his Physics lesson!
Jumbo Cactuar: Wassup? Today, I'm gonna tell you about my eternal love to Lily, my pet strawberry jam tart! *Presents Lily* Isn't she pretty? She just captures your heart! *Jumbo Cactuar starts glomping the jam tart*
Xu: Hey, we're near our destination. Please turn the damn LCD Screen off before I come over there and use my skills of Paekwondo, the famous and ancient arts of poking. *Everyone, except Squall, starts screaming in fear, with Zell having a girly scream after learning how to slap* Um, Squall?
Squall: No, I'm not going on a date with you.
Xu: But you promised! But you're supposed to scream in fear when I get ready to use my skills of Paekwondo, the famous and ancient arts of poking. *Squall pokes Xu with no skill of Paekwondo, the famous and ancient arts of poking* I WIN!!! Now, it's time to cut those damn Amnesia Greens for Zell's need for smoking again. *Evil smile inserted here*
FIN