Quote Originally Posted by The Kupo Man
yeah. when it's your first day, then you can act like a total idiot. but, you have been here for a total of 4.

Squall: Everybody... I have something to tell you. Rinoa is pregnant. We are naming our baby girl, Crystal. She is due on the 18th. We are also getting married in May. I thank you all for being there when I was in my homosexual loner phase. I am baking you all cookies with your faces frosted on them.

...

On Crystal's due date:

Quistis: Oh, she's precious! You guys are so lucky! I want one! Come here, Zell! You and I are gonna make one of those!

Cid: Wow. Crystal looks just like Irvine...

Irvine: Yeah. Ummm.... I'm gonna go have my cookie.
Haha, yours is absolutely hilarious. :laugh:

Here's one that my sister randomly came up with when she noticed the thread title...

Squall: Where's Nemo?
Rinoa: I don't know, maybe that's why they made a movie.
Squall: I have to pee.
(Pause button randomly pops up in the middle of no-where)

Ehh. That was pretty lame. I'll come up with some later.