Sure it's been done but....
Zell: I am a chicken
*Zell cries*
Sure it's been done but....
Zell: I am a chicken
*Zell cries*
"Reflect on your..." "Childhood..." "Your sensation..." "Your words..." "Your emotions..."
Hi,I'm new.I don't know if this works but...
Seiferreat,chicken-wuss.You just blew all our covers.
Zell:WHY?!Is it wrong loving you?
Quistis:I hate you,Squall.
Squall:I hate you even more,Quistis.
Zell:Yo Squall,can you show me your gunblade?
Squall:Sure*ZING*(Zell's head rolls on the ground)
Seifer:Hey chicken wuss.
Zellid someone say chicken roast?
Rinoa:Why do you love me?
Squall:Because I love your boobies.
Selphie:BOOYAKA!
Rey Mysterio:Hey,stop stealing my quote!
Irvine:I'm gay.
Everyone but Squall:...whatever.
Edea
Cid:Hey,I'm your husband!Is it wrong having anal sex with you?
Raijin:Fujin,I love you ya know...
Fujin:SLUT MODE ACTIVATED.(gets naked and has sex with Raijin)
Can we stop with the gay/sex jokes cause they really aren't funny. More like old and done with.
Ultima Blader Draco i beg you to stop saying you're new
...Geddit?
Okay-okay.
yeah. when it's your first day, then you can act like a total idiot. but, you have been here for a total of 4.
Squall: Everybody... I have something to tell you. Rinoa is pregnant. We are naming our baby girl, Crystal. She is due on the 18th. We are also getting married in May. I thank you all for being there when I was in my homosexual loner phase. I am baking you all cookies with your faces frosted on them.
...
On Crystal's due date:
Quistis: Oh, she's precious! You guys are so lucky! I want one! Come here, Zell! You and I are gonna make one of those!
Cid: Wow. Crystal looks just like Irvine...
Irvine: Yeah. Ummm.... I'm gonna go have my cookie.
Haha, yours is absolutely hilarious. :laugh:Originally Posted by The Kupo Man
Here's one that my sister randomly came up with when she noticed the thread title...
Squall: Where's Nemo?
Rinoa: I don't know, maybe that's why they made a movie.
Squall: I have to pee.
(Pause button randomly pops up in the middle of no-where)
Ehh. That was pretty lame. I'll come up with some later.
It's ok but it just didn't make any sense(no offence).
This is a new one:
Crystal is a year old.
Squall:Rinoa..........
Rinoa:Yes,what is it?
Squall:Crystal peed on me again.Now I'm wet all over and smell like...pee.
Rinoa:Awwwww...you naughty girl...why did you pee right in daddy's face,hm?
Crystal:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Crystal is now three years old.
Zell:Yo,guys!Quistis is finally pregnant and we are having a boy!We are naming him Quetzel.
Everybody:*gasps*
Quetzel's due day.
Selphie:He's soooooo cute!
Rinoa:Yeah.Hey Quistis,why don't we hook up our kids?
Squall:But our girl is older than him.
Everybody:......Whatever.
Irvine:Come to think of it,he looks a little like Seifer.
Quistis:So what?Crystal looks a little like you too.
Irvine:...
Crystal is now seven years old,Quetzel four.
Irvine:Come here,Crystal.
Seifer:Come here,Quetzel.
Crystal/Quetzel:Yes?
Irvine/Seifer:I don't know how to tell you this but...
Kids:???
Guys: (in a very abnormal scarse voice)I'm your father...
Kids:EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think that was very funny,though...
Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
At Balamb Garden
Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.
Haha...this is a good one.
P.S:Seifer is not a SeeD.
If Selphie's lol ---> rofl ---> phsl then it would happen
Forgot Seifer wasnt a SeeD
New One
At the Dollet dancy thingamajig
While Sqall and Rinoa are dancing Zell and the rest of the gang watch from afar
Zell: I hatE coming to these things.
Selphie: I know
Zell looks at a man with a monicle and wierd looking face
Zell: look at that guy over there looks like he jerks off with icy-hot
Everyone LOLs except Irvine
Irvine:Whats so funny about that
Squall: Zell quit possessing me, you little $#@%!
((its been a while, i still cant think of anything))
ward: i was lying about the throat thing, ive been able to talk this whole time
Kiros: so why didnt you tell us?
ward: im the odd looking fat one in the game, i just wanted to be loved and have some of the attenion for a change, its all about him *points to laguna*
*laguna in his trailer*
Laguna: i dont have to work with this, someone get my agent on the phone
(not very good, ahh well)
Rinoa: Meh, I don't feel like being annoying today.
Squall: Someone make some noise for God's sakes! It's quiet in here!
Seifer: Squall is awesome.
Zell:You're eating hot dogs?! WTF?!!1 Do you know how unhealthy those things are?
-A decent looking woman walks up to Irvine-
Woman: Hey, want to go out for some hot sechs?
Irvine: That's ridiculous. I would never have sex with you! I'm saving myself until marriage!
My screen-name means "expert writer"
I don't care what any of you say! I loved Waterworld!
You can't please all the people all of the time, but I'm pretty sure you can piss them all of at said time.
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