Quote Originally Posted by Ultima Blader Draco
It's ok but it just didn't make any sense(no offence).

This is a new one:

Crystal is a year old.

Squall:Rinoa..........
Rinoa:Yes,what is it?
Squall:Crystal peed on me again.Now I'm wet all over and smell like...pee.
Rinoa:Awwwww...you naughty girl...why did you pee right in daddy's face,hm?
Crystal:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

Crystal is now three years old.

Zell:Yo,guys!Quistis is finally pregnant and we are having a boy!We are naming him Quetzel.
Everybody: *gasps*

Quetzel's due day.

Selphie:He's soooooo cute!
Rinoa:Yeah.Hey Quistis,why don't we hook up our kids?
Squall:But our girl is older than him.
Everybody:......Whatever.
Irvine:Come to think of it,he looks a little like Seifer.
Quistis:So what?Crystal looks a little like you too.
Irvine:...

Crystal is now seven years old,Quetzel four.

Irvine:Come here,Crystal.
Seifer:Come here,Quetzel.
Crystal/Quetzel:Yes?
Irvine/Seifer:I don't know how to tell you this but...
Kids:???
Guys: (in a very abnormal scarse voice)I'm your father...
Kids:EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that was very funny,though...
The story continues...

Rinoa/Quistis:What's going on here?
Kids:They just said that they're our daddies!
Girls:WT@#$@%@#$@#$@##$#$%@??!!

The next day.

Squall:WTF?Crystal's your kid?
Zell:WTHF do you mean by Quetzel's your kid?
Irvine:Errr...that's because...
Seifer:...we had unsafe sex with the girls.
Squall:Oh yeah...I remembered that we *censored* Quistis without wearing the plastic bags.
Irvine:Same here.
Rinoa/Selphie:What did you SAY???!!
Guys:Uh-oh.
DISH!DOSH!SMASH!WHAM!THUD!
Guys:....owwwwwwwww.....
Silence reigns for two minutes.
Everybody:Now what do we do???!!!

To be continued...