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  1. 02-22-2006, 01:27 PM #226
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    Raijin: (after kicking Fujin) I AIN'T NO COWARD
    ...Geddit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow The Red XIII Thing
    Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
    Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
    Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
    At Balamb Garden
    Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
    Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
    Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
    Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
    Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
    Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
    Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.
    LOL!!! you got that from the Boondocks!:laugh:
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    I am glad to meet another who watches the boondocks.
    So was my new one.
  4. 02-23-2006, 02:41 AM #229
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    Squall : My name is Bond...James Bond.

    Selphie : I am Pussy Galore.

    Seifer : *Gazes at Selphie.* Lovely girl she tastes like...Like strawberries.

    Squall : I wouldn't know.

    Seifer : I would.

    Squall : Do you expect me to talk?

    Seifer : No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultima Blader Draco
    It's ok but it just didn't make any sense(no offence).

    This is a new one:

    Crystal is a year old.

    Squall:Rinoa..........
    Rinoa:Yes,what is it?
    Squall:Crystal peed on me again.Now I'm wet all over and smell like...pee.
    Rinoa:Awwwww...you naughty girl...why did you pee right in daddy's face,hm?
    Crystal:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

    Crystal is now three years old.

    Zell:Yo,guys!Quistis is finally pregnant and we are having a boy!We are naming him Quetzel.
    Everybody: *gasps*

    Quetzel's due day.

    Selphie:He's soooooo cute!
    Rinoa:Yeah.Hey Quistis,why don't we hook up our kids?
    Squall:But our girl is older than him.
    Everybody:......Whatever.
    Irvine:Come to think of it,he looks a little like Seifer.
    Quistis:So what?Crystal looks a little like you too.
    Irvine:...

    Crystal is now seven years old,Quetzel four.

    Irvine:Come here,Crystal.
    Seifer:Come here,Quetzel.
    Crystal/Quetzel:Yes?
    Irvine/Seifer:I don't know how to tell you this but...
    Kids:???
    Guys: (in a very abnormal scarse voice)I'm your father...
    Kids:EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I don't think that was very funny,though...
    The story continues...

    Rinoa/Quistis:What's going on here?
    Kids:They just said that they're our daddies!
    Girls:WT@#$@%@#$@#$@##$#$%@??!!

    The next day.

    Squall:WTF?Crystal's your kid?
    Zell:WTHF do you mean by Quetzel's your kid?
    Irvine:Errr...that's because...
    Seifer:...we had unsafe sex with the girls.
    Squall:Oh yeah...I remembered that we *censored* Quistis without wearing the plastic bags.
    Irvine:Same here.
    Rinoa/Selphie:What did you SAY???!!
    Guys:Uh-oh.
    DISH!DOSH!SMASH!WHAM!THUD!
    Guys:....owwwwwwwww.....
    Silence reigns for two minutes.
    Everybody:Now what do we do???!!!

    To be continued...
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    Squall: Let's play Charades! *Everyone else agrees*
    Quistis: Squall, since you started the idea, then you go first.
    Squall: Erm... Okay! I thought of one! *Gets out his gunblade and slashes it through Irvine's head*
    Headmaster Cid: Squall, you should know by now that-- *Sniffs the air* GUESS WHAT EVERYONE?!?! IT'S DONUT DAY!!! *Only Zell goes drifting to the cafeteria*
    Edea: I know! You wanted to kill Irvine!
    Squall: CORRECT, Edea!!! Your turn!
    Edea: Um... Okay! *Starts poking Selphie in the left bicep*
    Selphie: That hurt!

    Meanwhile, in the cafeteria...
    Zell: Hey Seifer, let's have a donut-eating competition!
    Seifer: How much ya wanna bet?
    Zell: Hmm... let's say, about 10 gil?
    Seifer: You're on!
    After 24 seconds of eating donuts...
    Seifer: Ugh... 2 donuts are too much for me...
    Zell: BOOYAKA! I beat you by 1 crumb, Seifer! Now, gimme my gil!!!

    FIN
    Let's kick Emerald Weapon's arse with Vincent's Death Penalty in one shot!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXfeCC6_ac
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    Default Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say...

    Squall : Rinoa I am your brother...

    Rinoa : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*Rinoa runs away crying.*

    Zell : *Zell gets down on his knees in front of Selphie and pulls out a box with a diamond ring in it.*Selphie will you marry me?

    Selphie : I'm sorry Zell but I'm already in love with Squall.
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    kuja: doesnt queen breane look hot in that dress?
  9. 02-24-2006, 12:43 AM #234
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    Squall : Hey Rinoa I'm here to pimp your ride!

    Rinoa : Really!?

    Squall : Nah I'm just messing with you actually I'm here to pimp Selphie's ride.

    Rinoa : Aww...

    Selphie : YEEESSS!!! Thank you Squall!!!*Selphie grabs Squall and kisses him*

    Squall : No problem baby.
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    Rinoa: Seifer I luv you
    Seifer: So I love Fujin
    Fujin:LOVE
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    Squall : Here's Squally!

    Cid : Quistis you're fired!

    Selphie : May the force be with you.

    Quistis : Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order please?

    Rinoa : I'd like one big mac and a strawberry milk shake.

    Irvine : Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops boy!

    Zell : You can't see me!

    Seifer : I choose you Pikachu!
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    Headmaster Cid: Quistis, thou art fired!
    Quistis: Speaketh thy reason.
    Headmaster Cid: Thou has forgotten to speaketh to Squall to clean thy chamber pots!

    FIN
    Let's kick Emerald Weapon's arse with Vincent's Death Penalty in one shot!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXfeCC6_ac
  13. 02-24-2006, 06:33 PM #238
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    Squall: I have a confession to make Rinoa...
    Rinoa: *gasp* what?
    Squall: You just won a fabulous new car!
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    Default Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say...

    Cid : Lord Vader can you hear me?

    Squall : Yes Master.

    Cid : Rise.

    Squall : Master is Padme' safe? Is she alright?

    Cid : It seems that within your anger you killed her.

    Squall : No she can't be...She was alive I felt it...

    Squall : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    *Cid has an evil smile on his face.*
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  15. 02-24-2006, 07:16 PM #240
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    That was...not that great really. Just the switching of Star Wars chars to FFVIII. Do something original(I know mine is off of gameshows but that was from a movie. there's a difference)
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