You may have noticed that several people have already dissected your "review" quite thoroughly. I'm also going to do so, however, because none of the previous rebuttals actually fully analyzed your mistaken views on the plot, both of Advent Children and the original game.
There's nothing wrong with disliking FFVII, or Advent Children, or any additional facet of the Compilation of FFVII. However, your criticisms are almost wholly grounded in misconceptions, so I'll attempt to correct such misunderstandings as they arise in your "review."
Kefka and Emperor Gestahl were adequate villains in their own right, but certainly wouldn't have suffered from a little more backstory. Sephiroth, for his part, has compex motives and an incredibly involved backstory. Kefka also has something of a "flamboyant" appearance, since that seems to bother you so much. This isn't, again, to criticize Gestahl or Kefka as characters, but your criticisms carry little weight when delivered in such a diatribe as the one quoted above.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
Sephiroth's Masamune, in all likelihood, had pierced his shoulder, and not his "midsection." The entire point of that sequence was to explore Sephiroth's primary reason for desiring to antagonize Cloud, and to show what had really happened during the Nibelheim disaster. Cloud, given his inherent abilities, and the sheer anger that would have been directed at Seph at that point, was able to hurl him into the depths of the reactor.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
I'm not sure how you can characterize the "first six games" as particularly weighy by criticizing the dialogue of FFVII (which, for its part, was not translated particularly well). The Light Warriors of FFI didn't even have dialogue. FFIV (originally released in the US as FFII) also suffered from bad (actually, worse) translation.
Even as is, Cloud's "angsty" speech isn't so much "angsty" as it is a commonly perpetuated stereotype.
While this element is, of course, your own opinion (although I completely disagree with your assessment of the influences of the AC action), you remain the only reviewer out of the many I've seen that has criticized the action/fight sequences.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
It's a problem on your end, really.
Time for some analysis.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
The ending of FFVII was deliberately and profoundly ambiguous. The scene depicting Red XIII, which took place 500 years after the game, revealed that Gaia had survived, in spite of Bugenhagen's ominous predictions.
andCloud: ......When the planet dies?
Bugenhagen: Ho Ho Hoooo. It may be tomorrow, or 100 years from now... But it's
not long off.
However, while AVALANCHE proved successful in its ultimate goal, and saved Gaia, the individual fates of the characters, and even humanity itself, were left unrevealed. That being said, Advent Children serves as the primary vehicle to explore those mysteries.Bugenhagen: Listen, Nanaki. Cloud says they are trying to save the planet.
Honestly, I don't think it can be done. For even if they stop every reactor on
the planet, it's only going to postpone the inevitable. Even if they stop
Sephiroth, everything will perish. But, Nanaki. I've been thinking lately. I've
been thinking if there was anything WE could do, as a part of the planet,
something to help a planet already in misery... No matter what happens, isn't it
important to try? Am I just wishing against fate? I am too old to do something
about it... This year, you must go with them! For my sake.
However, the fact remains that the "500 years later" ending did take place. Hence, AC reminds us of the ultimate success of the characters, while recalling FFVII and moving us into the actual events of the movie.
As to the matter of Marlene's retelling, it was a way to convey what had happened in the two years between FFVII and AC. Unless one has read Kazushige Nojima's novella On the Way to a Smile, which you evidently haven't, this sequence is necessary to introduce the phenomenon of Geostigma. Given that Geostigma is the most important new element introduced in the film, Marlene's recap is essentially necessary.
Cloud's "mood[iness]," as you put it, is primarily a consequence of certain events which took place between FFVII and AC, detailed in the "Case of Tifa" in the aforementioned On the Way to a Smile. Moreover, it's not so much moodiness as guilt; while Cloud's issues in the original game were derivative of his screwed-up identity, his character "flaws" in AC deal with his inability to deal with the deaths of those close to him, especially Aeris. The movie makes this clear, although the background can be found in the novella.
Oh, and I'd imagine having what was thought to be an invariably fatal illness is probably pretty depressing as well.
Again, the dynamics of Cloud and Tifa's relationship is explicated in the "Case of Tifa," although you're basically the only person who faults her in-film character, even without resort to that pivotal novella. Tifa cares about Cloud, but understands that he needs to make his decisions for himself (recalling a critical motif from the original game). For her part, Tifa does encourage Cloud to "[do] something" after the two wake up in Seventh Heaven (having been brought back by Rude and Reno).Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
Basically everything you said in this entire paragraph, from the perspective of the FFVII story and mythology, is wrong.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
First off, Kadaj's master plan had nothing to do with any sort of suicide cult whatever the hell you were trying to say. Kidnapping the children brought together several key points. In addition to reestablishing the underlying themes of the movie, it allowed the SHM to lure Cloud to the Forgotten City. Moreover, as the children were afflicted with Geostigma, they were, really, kin to the SHM. Since Geostigma involves JENOVA, this also ties into the concept of again bringing about the Reunion. Still further, the children, ostensibly, could have been used to help locate the "head of JENOVA" once they had been infused by Kadaj's will.
Kadaj, for his part, is a rather complicated villain (actually, given his motives and "salvation," he somewhat reminds me of Kuja). Ignoring the incredibly complex Kabballistic symbolism inherent to FFVII and AC (and here Kadaj, whose name is derived from Kaddish [a Jewish prayer of mourning], can be better understood), one should appreciate what he actually was. Like Loz and Yazoo, Kadaj was a Remnant of Sephiroth, meaning he (and the other two SHM) were formed when Sephiroth's body was blown apart at the end of FFVII. As such, he carries with him the will to do the desire of his "mother," JENOVA, incapable of realizing that the wills of JENOVA and Sephiroth (an individual who, ironically, Kadaj doesn't understand) are essentially inseparable.
For the part of Sephiroth, he wasn't exactly resurrected, as he cannot truly die while JENOVA cells still exist. Presumably, the original biological material that comprised him has been eliminated (given the deaths of the SHM), but his will, in conjunction with the shapechanging aspect of JENOVA cells, can still take on and manifest a physically identical Sephiroth form. In this way, Sephiroth can be destroyed (repeatedly), but only actually be eliminated when JENOVA is also eliminated.
Also, as previously mentioned, Sephiroth knows exactly what he plans to do next. The Spirit Energy of those who die with Geostigma is contaminated; such Spirit Energy effectively creates what might be called a "Negative Lifestream." In time, this Negative Lifestream might actually overcome the Gaian Lifestream, giving Seph control over the planet. Moreover, it could then be used as a vehicle to travel the universe, simultaneously bringing about Sephiroth's own plan and the ultimate, immutable goal of the viruslike JENOVA.
While I agree that The Spirits Within was both an excellent and underrated title, I find it ironic that you praise the movie when it basically shared the same key themes as FFVII (which you bashed earlier in your post).Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
Obviously, given everything I mentioned above (which you, apparently, missed), there was much more to Advent Children than simply the tenets of fanservice. I can't imagine that anyone would actually go so far as to compare AC to Super Mario Bros.
Um, in addition to the numerous reasons presented above, they also effectively kept the populace from interrupting Loz and Yazoo as they attempted to tear down the memorial (where they thought the head of JENOVA was being kept).Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
Moreover, Kadaj summoned Bahamut TREMOR for two reasons, neither of which even involved the children. First, it was able to do what Loz and Yazoo hadn't; demolish the memorial. It then looked through the rubble for the "head of JENOVA," which wasn't there. Further, given the destruction that Bahamut TREMOR could inflict on Edge, Kadaj hoped to force Rufus' hand and make him reveal the location of the "head of JENOVA."
Cloud's guilt is washed away when he discovers that penance is possible. Of course, he's blaming himself for things that aren't really his fault in the first place, but having the burden of multiple deaths (Aeris, Zack, etc.) washed away would be a relief for anyone. Coming to terms with the death of someone close to you, especially when you were in some way involved, can be difficult. The removal of such a burden would certainly be freeing; one might also look to Ramza in Final Fantasy Tactics during the battle at Golgorand Execution Site.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
Um, clearly you didn't understand what Kadaj was, as all three SHM actually were Remnants of Sephiroth. At the end of FFVII, when Sephiroth's body was blown apart, it reformed into the three SHM. All three SHM inherently felt the need for "Reunion;" in this case, the term ultimately means fusing the divided consciousness and biological material of Sephiroth (the SHM) with JENOVA cells. This would allow Sephiroth to effectively again manifest himself on Gaia.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
In any case, Sephiroth clearly transcended the SHM, as they were mere aspects of him in the first place, and were subjects of his will. One might also note how much more powerful Sephiroth was than Kadaj, the leader and most powerful of the three "brothers." And even the "lesser" SHM, Loz and Yazoo, are extremely powerful; notice how easily Loz was able to defeat Tifa, a supremely gifted fighter in her own right.
The scene at the pool in the Forgotten City showed various messages from the members of AVALANCHE; these messages had been saved, and showed that all the party members retained an interest in Cloud, Tifa, and the goings-on in Midgar/Edge. Obviously, the means of communication existed, and Cid's new airship, the Sierra (or Shera, if previous translation is to be reflected) would have provided a means of quick transportation (also note that Yuffie parachutes in, just as the party parachuted into Midgar in the original game). Barret and Vincent, moreover, would have had particular reason to come to Midgar; Barret was known to be coming, to see Marlene, and Vincent was already aware of what was happening. Consequently, he arrived almost at the same time as Cloud.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
This paragraph, more than anything else, is why I've been so critical. No one has ever been "resurrected" by the Lifestream. Sephiroth had nothing to do with the Lifestream, as he is inherently opposed to it (JENOVA, Geostigma, the Negative Lifestream, you get the idea). However, as he had essentially merged with JENOVA on a physical level, he is endowed with many of the qualities of JENOVA; particularly, the fact that JENOVA's (and therefore Sephiroth's) cells remain alive even when separated. As such, his partially destroyed body could still be manifested as he pleased.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
Cloud wasn't revived by the Lifestream; nothing physical even happened at the end of FFVII. The final battle between Cloud and Sephiroth took place in Cloud's mind, as evidenced by the fact that Cloud never moved from that ledge. Rather, as Cloud bore JENOVA cells, it was Sephiroth's last effort to control things before his complete defeat. Cloud, whose will was strengthened immeasurably by the realization and acceptance of his own identity, was able to easily repell this last effort by Seph.
Cloud's experience at the end of AC was more in the nature of a near death experience. Moreover, Cloud had been able to communicate with Aeris thorughout the movie, even when not in a position of near-death, and Aeris was clearly able to manifest her will throughout the movie (the healing of Geostigma, and so forth). Aeris might have used the Lifestream to help heal Cloud, but she could not have resurrected him. This is intrinsically opposed to the cyclical nature of the Lifestream, after all.
If resurrection was possible, Aeris might just as well have brought back herself and Zack. And Biggs, Wedge, Jessie, and whatever other characters one would like to see alive.
This scene served several purposes. Beyond its symbolic nature, it was a fanservice, but not the one you suggest. Rather, it recalls the infamous "Aeris' ghost in the church" glitch in FFVII, where Aeris can be seen near the children by the flowers in the original game. More importantly, it represented Aeris' part in everything from the beginning, as well as her central role in healing the children, and also showed her finally moving away from Gaia.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
Even ignoring this, there's no reason in and of itself that this scene should bother you.
This has no point, other than to be sarcastic. It's not even a real criticism, just a rant.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
Calling the SHM Sephiroth Clones is just...wrong. Sephiroth Clones are humans who have been injected with JENOVA cells and infused with Mako. In particular, the CLONES are the survivors of the Nibelheim disaster, who were given JENOVA therapy by Hojo, and were seen in the game as black-garbed individuals with no free will.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
The SHM, as repeatedly mentioned, were formed from the very body of Sephiroth. By FFVII terminology, they have nothing even to do with the Sephiroth Clones.
Rude and Reno were the comic relief. Given that AC was a profoundly serious movie (minus their antics, of course), using two comical individuals as the main characters wouldn't have worked.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
And, of course, there's the fact that AC is the sequel to FFVII. Not surprising that it would revolve around Cloud.
Rufus was actually a very interesting character, as he unerwent genuine growth and development between FFVII and AC. That being said, he simply couldn't have carried the movie. Oh, and it was a sequel to FFVII.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami
Given that you completely misunderstood just about everything that happened, you might want to consider watching the movie again, and rethinking your opinions. You probably won't change your mind, as I get the feeling that you're simply looking for reasons to dislike the movie, but it probably wouldn't hurt anyway.Originally Posted by Ishin Ookami