Quote Originally Posted by Monty Python and the Life of Brian
Spare a talent for an ex-lepper?
I love that movie

I wouldn't have an autobiography. I am too lazy. Only unnoficial (which means i don't have to do anything) fan biographys, which isn't going to happen anyway, cause I have no fans. Apart from those spinny things.

I shall now spend the next hour watching each individual moving blade on my fan.