The Story About A Guy With No Sense Of Direction And An Appetite For Cake!

[Faris]

Why are you reading this book? It's all blank pages! Blank pages will eat your knees!

[ScottNUMBERS]

How to mow your lawn with out tripping on the lawn-mower wire.

a scottnumbers book, by scottnumbers

[Kamiko]

How to not set instant meals on Fire.
A love story guerilla warfare novel
by Kams

[TurkSlayer]

To Serve Man.

Twilight Zone fans, rejoice.

[Mittopotahis]

Spare a talent for an ex-lepper?

I love that movie

I wouldn't have an autobiography. I am too lazy. Only unnoficial (which means i don't have to do anything) fan biographys, which isn't going to happen anyway, cause I have no fans. Apart from those spinny things.

I shall now spend the next hour watching each individual moving blade on my fan.

[Dignified Pauper]

Peanut Butter Cinnamon Toast, a Regular Snack for the Not So Regular Guy

[Legends]

" You know those people you're mothers warn you about to stay away from?...I'm that person"

or

"This is the title of the book"

or

"You are reading about the title of the book, which is what im writing about, so as you continue to read about the title of this book I will continue to write about it even though I have already written the title and your reading it after the fact that I have written it but you can continue to read this title of this book"

[crashNUMBERS]

Hier to the blood family: All the cause of one

I call it that because my family used to have a lot of problems back then because of my dad. That I why I call it "All the cause of one"...