Wow! Look it's a slice of toast!

[Old Manus]

I cook children in my big house made of sweets

[Chemical]

I'm constantly icooking and baking. I'm awesome, not Iron Chef awesome... but better than Rachel Ray awesome.

I'm pro house-wife.

Thank Simon & Garfunkle for parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.

[Yamaneko]

I usually prepare myself dinner when I get home from work or school.

[Rye]

You slice bread? I AM sliced bread.

[themagicroundabout]

I can see how that could lead to problems in the future if you were to pursue a career as a blacksmith!