Do what you usually do Elsie and put in your comments, and don't make the comments so crude hehehehe, there's an idea for lent 2006!
Hmm BoB is making me suspicious of the staff forums, could it be true there's a mass porn stash!?
Manners aren't really needed, just a reason that isn't to complicated for the user to understand, I think the mods get pissy from PMs about the posts though...