Cafeteria Food

[Rye]

Share your stories about school cafeteria food? I'm sure you guys have a ton of those.

In my freshman year of high school, I ordered a pizza slice. I started eating it and I don't know why, but I had the weirdest feeling to look under the pizza. Good thing I did, there was a big patch of CLOTH cooked into the bottom of my pizza. It wasn't stuck, it was COOKED into it. How would that even get in there. It was a bit more than an inch high and wide.

I was completely disgusted (I couldn't eat pizza of any sort for a week, which is huge for me, since I absolutely love pizza) and I started yelling at the lunch ladies about how if I have a big patch of cloth cooked into my pizza, should I be expecting some sewing needles next week? They didn't even give me a new pizza. xD

[GooeyToast]

One time Jesus' face was burned onto my burrito

[Spammerman]

I had a wasp in my bbq sauce before.

[Rye]

? xD

linkNUMBERS: Ewwww, gross! ;___;

[Tasura]

Hmmm... in grade something or other, cant rememrb which we were having a food fight, and i flung a piece of cookie at the guy across from me, i missed him and it wen down the shirt of the girl sitting next him, she was aghast, she said if another piece went down she was going to make me get it, I unfirtunatly missed and ran out of cookies,

[Leeza]

My high schools never had Cafeterias. College did, but I never ate there. Work has an excellent Kitchen and the food is very inexpensive, but I never eat there either. The food cooked there is superb though.

[Yamaneko]

I used to lie on my parents income form so I could get free cafeteria food. Sometimes I would sell my tickets for a profit.

[Tasura]

I sold food too, made a huge profit. 1 piece of gum = 25 cents., and now in uni, 1 pack of instant Ramen = $1

[Marshall Banana]

One time, my friend opened a bottle of water and it fizzed and smelled odd. But I guess that probably wasn't the cafeteria faculty's fault. XD
I can't think of anything like that happening to me. Although, that food always did make me sick in high school.

But when I think of cafeteria food, the principal and assistant principal at my high school come to mind, covered in ketchup, mustard, and chocolate milk as a result of the food fight the senior class had that year. That was a great day.

[GooeyToast]

? xD

Now you know my secret

[Destai]

On the odd occasion my schools cafeteria decide to try something different from chips and the whole school gets treated to curry chips at the price of a euro extra just for the lumpy sauce.
One time they did chicken drum sticks and they were under cooked. I didnt try them thank god but I saw one kid take a bite into one, he grimaced and pulled away from the drumstick as lquid came pouring out of the leg. I thought I was gonna get sick just watching.

[Jowy]

I just got pepperoni balls and zebra cakes every day in high school, so it was never much of a problem. In college, I stuck with wrapped sandwiches, and the occasional foray into the weekend waffle bar.

[Shlup]

When my mom got married we moved and I had to go to a new school in sixth grade. The pizza they served was so greasy it was served in bowls with forks. No joke.

[kikimm]

The food at my cafeteria is really good, actually, and I've never had a problem with it. Although I think I've been yelled at and stopped in the line at least twice because the lunch ladies thought I stole food or used fake dollar bills. Which I have never done.

But the spicy chicken burgers are excellent. Mostly because they're spicy, but still.

[fire_of_avalon]

So when I was in middle school we were having banana nut cake for desert which is awesome because I love banana nut cake. So I eat my meal and then I take my plastic fork and get myself a bite of banana nut cake.

But it taste weird and had a strange texture. So I poked at it. And eventually I poked so much I started to pull the cake apart and it was FULL OF GREY HAIR AND IT WAS SO AWFUL and I went and screamed at my teachers and the lunchladies but they didn't believe me and I got in trouble for yelling! So I threw my banana cake at the wall and left.

I made that last part up, but that's what I should've done! So nasty ;_;