HELL NO! READABILITY IS FOR FAGGOTY BUTTF**KING PUSSIES LIKE YOU! I NEED L33TSPEAK CUZ IT'S EXTREME!!!!!

Brownie points for anyone who gets the reference, as it's integral in a couple of my limits. However, my limit gauge isn't like a normal limit gauge. Instead, I have a Douchebag Gauge. When it's up to full, I can execute an attack of incredible douchebaggery that owns the enemy's FACE!

Level 1
~Relativity: I go get a whiteboard and proceed to derive Einstein's equations of special and general relativity. It inflicts Confusion on basically anyone except Hojo or Cid, but I can beat Hojo's weak ass down with normal attacks anyway, and Cid's on my side.
~Off-Kilter Statement: The things I can say can freeze even the most battle-hardened of Internet warriors. And if it can do that, you can sure as hell bet it'll pause people who actually live in reality.
Level 2
~Flare: This isn't the spell, but rather an actual long-burning flare that I'll light and shove in an enemy's face, inflicting blindness and heavy heat damage. However, depending on the length of time my Douchebage Gauge is at full, I'll occasionally drop it and suffer some damage, too. The sooner I throw it, the better.
~Wookiee Roar: Not to sound conceited, but I kick ass at the Wookiee Roar. I'm so good, I can make people think there are actual Wookiees coming after them. As large and hairy as I am, it's not hard to believe.
Level 3
~Djem-So Kata: Who knows the names of all the lightsaber combat forms? Yeah. Djem-So is Form V, a very aggressive style of lightsaber combat practiced by Anakin Skywalker and his son. It basically involves beating the bloody living hell out of your enemy; he can't hurt you if he's destroyed. This is a defensive limit, despite its nature.
~Desk Throw: In a move I'm locally famous for, I throw a desk at an enemy. It hurts pretty hardcore.
Level 4
~The Extreme: This is like the Djem-So Kata, save that it's a lot less focused and a lot more frightening. I've developed the skill to exude an aura of "if you so much as breathe on me wrong, I'll teach you how pain can be a religious experience." Complete with facial twitches, feral snarls, indecipherable words spoken in unholy languages, and lots of blood spewing from the other guy, this is the only honest limit break I have, and no one wants to be on the receiving end of it. I'll use anything that's around for it, from blunt weapons to my bare hands. The only drawback is that I can't actually do it unless someone's life is in danger, or I'll get sent to the big house.