I want to get banned right now!

[Venom]

kinda like how invison free and plus and power board do the Warning set up?

[KoShiatar]

I'd think, "Why? I barely post at all!" and get all depressed. But then after a while I'd just shrug.

[Destai]

I'd make a different account with a different email addy.

[Shlup]

I'd make a second account on another computer and do my best to be a pain. Especially to Daniel.

[Yamaneko]

You mean moreso than you are now?

[Shlup]

This is not me doing my best.

[Miriel]

I would track down Yamaneko and beat him up for banning me.

And then I would just post loads on LiveJournal cause that seems to be the go-to place for people who've been banned.

[Loony BoB]

Get that admin CP access that Cid recently told me I could get from Samuraid, log in to phpMyAdmin and unban myself.

[DK]

Piss people off in chat until they unban me

The Baloki method has not yet been proven to work, you might want to go for something more tried and tested.

[Primus Inter Pares]

I wouldn't leave and just have lots of tribute threads made... oh wait, that already happened ^_^

[Yamaneko]

Get that admin CP access that Cid recently told me I could get from Samuraid, log in to phpMyAdmin and unban myself.

[Apollo]

I wouldn't really care, I barely post here anymore anyways, and no one posts in my usernotes anymore. xD I guess I might get a bit upset at first, for about 2 seconds, then I'd get over it. :D

[Venom]

I would summon satan to destroy this site, but first i would threaten to unban me or satan will destroy your computers.

[eestlinc]

I'd probably regain a social life.

[Craig]

I'd probably slaughter Geese until I got arrested or got enough news coverage that everyone saw me and let me back in.