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  1. 11-08-2005, 05:02 PM #1
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    http://www.local6.com/news/5259477/detail.html

    Okla. High School Basketball Team Loses 112-2

    POSTED: 7:04 pm EST November 5, 2005
    UPDATED: 8:02 pm EST November 6, 2005

    EARLSBORO, Okla. -- The Hanna High School basketball team can take some consolation: It didn't get shut out.

    It did, however, lose 112-2 on Friday night to Earlsboro.

    "It was embarrassing to watch," Earlsboro coach Jim Walling told The Oklahoman. "But you can't just tell your kids not to score. I've been coaching 27 years and have never been involved in something like this."

    The Wildcats led 42-0 after one quarter and 73-2 at halftime. Walling pulled his starters in the second half, and game officials kept a running clock, stopping it only for free throws.

    Each player on Earlsboro's 10-man boys' roster scored. Seven players finished in double figures.

    <i>Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.</i>
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  2. 11-08-2005, 05:02 PM #2
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    Poor kids. xD

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    It happens

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    Holy crap. That's farking bad.

    Notice they have no quotes from the opposing team. Coach prolly left quickly to drink himself into forgetfulness.
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  5. 11-08-2005, 05:16 PM #5
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    Owned is the perfect word for the occasion
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  6. 11-08-2005, 05:24 PM #6
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    I'd like to know how much you have to suck to lose that badly.
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  7. 11-08-2005, 05:25 PM #7
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    How can you lose that badly?
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    Maybe the team is secretly space aliens that modelled themselves after famous basketball players like in Space Jam?

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  9. 11-08-2005, 05:47 PM #9
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    They need to beat them in order for them to play better.

    And by 'beat them', I mean 'hit them with sticks and things'.
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    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
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    They just need to not suck to play better.
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    Actually... they should just quit and never ever touch a basketball again.
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    I'm thinking athletic activity isn't their thing.
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    must've accidently switched the b-ball team for the chess club
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    Sorry. Sports. You've lost me.
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  15. 11-08-2005, 08:37 PM #15
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    Alright, finally decided on one.
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