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    Google is supposedly easy to manipulate according to the BBC stpry (posted below). (so we should abuse it and get EOFF a #1 spot) The G.W. link is supposed to happen when you type miserable failure, but it was shortenened to failure later. Here is a BBC news story on the subject, that was quite fun to read. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3298443.stm


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    Internet Parody Hands French Military a Defeat
    by Richard J. Dalton Jr
    Newsday, March 13, 2003

    The French always end up as military toast, or so it seems from a search on the popular Google search engine. But a miffed Canadian student is actually behind a prank that says no documents are found in a Google search for "French military victories."

    The search brings up a page that asks: "Did you mean 'french military defeats.'"

    The French did win some wars. In fact, Google lists about 63,100 pages of French military victories.

    But a Web page says no documents are found when searching for "French military victories" using Google's "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, which bypasses the list of search results and jumps directly to the first Web page in the list.

    That happens to be a mock-up page of Google, suggesting a search for "french military defeats." The large Google logo at the top tends to distract Web surfers from the address in the Web browser: www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html.

    Steve Lerner, a 22-year-old Toronto student, said he created the page as "a humorous way of showing political opposition against France's weaseling."

    Lerner said he received 50,000 hits in 18 hours on Tuesday, before the site went down for technical reasons unrelated to the large volume of Web traffic. He said it will be back up by the weekend or sooner.

    Lerner said he managed to make the page the first search result by listing "French military victories" in several key areas. But Google claims its complex search methods make human tampering with search results difficult.

    Lerner hasn't heard from Google, and chances are he won't.

    A spokesman for Google , based in Mountain View, Calif., had no comment. But the search engine generally turns its back on parodies, recognizing that eventually the pages will be less visible as they fall down further in the search engine's results

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    Wow. This is soooooo amazing. I've never seen it before. I'm on the edge of my seat. I'm rolling on the floor in fits of laughter. Oh my god. This is great. Yay, yay. Wheeee.

    Not again. Lame. Old. Lame and old. Old and lame. Thank you, come again.

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    this thread got posted ages ago find a new subject!

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    i posted the french military thing

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    I did that a few weeks ago! It made me giggle.


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    It's called "Google Bombing". All you have to do is get a number of sites to link to a specific url with the link text being the desired google search term. There are also various companies that specialize in raising your site's google search result for specified search terms. I get emails from them often, and then I delete them.

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    Google said it won't do anything about it anyway.

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    go to google as well type in "french military victories"
    the result is hilarious
    Yeah, that made me laugh. Poor France.

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    Interesting...

    So basically, if we all put a link to EOFF on our webpages, the google rank of this page will go up? That would explain why so much porn comes up on the top of my searches

    Bipper

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    I was searching for gentleman smoking pipe and got boobies
    it's almost like google is a secret way of typing/getting boobies
    but then when I search for boobies I get all these ugly birds (dumb internet joke people use to excite slightly less smarter people by telling them that they will send or post a picture of their or other peoples boobies thus giving the impression they'll get banned until they open it up and see a bird nobody likes those birds)

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    bipper's post made me burst out laughing for some reason.


    put EOFF links on sites and stuff and make sure we become pwnage.

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
    I was searching for gentleman smoking pipe and got boobies
    it's almost like google is a secret way of typing/getting boobies
    but then when I search for boobies I get all these ugly birds (dumb internet joke people use to excite slightly less smarter people by telling them that they will send or post a picture of their or other peoples boobies thus giving the impression they'll get banned until they open it up and see a bird nobody likes those birds)
    Blue-footed boobies? Aren't they extinct?

    EDIT: Hmm. After a brief search for "boobies", I've learned otherwise. Now, if you'll excuse me...

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    I was wondering about how this is actually done. Thanks, eest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
    I was wondering about how this is actually done. Thanks, eest.
    Tally ho! indeed. Instead of google bombing, I shall call this eest infecting in your honour! /salute

    Bipper

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
    wannna see something funny...

    go to google as well type in "french military victories"
    the result is hilarious
    Awesome. xD

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