Things FFX-2 Characters Would Never Say...

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna-....

Tidus- "its me"

Yuna-....

Tidus- "don't you remember me?"

Rikku to paine behind a rock-"When do you think he'll notice that its a dummy"

Yuna walks into the sean-"Tidus!!!"

Tidus-?????...........!!!!!...WHO CLONED MY YUNA?!?!?!

[Foxfire Mage]

Kimahri: now that i think about it....i think i could cover up myself a tab bit more.....


(note: not in Kimahri's "caveman" talk, hehehe)

[lulusgirl]

Brother- Go away Yuna, i'm watching TV.

Yuna- But don't you want to see me dance and sing?

Brother- What don't you understand about NO????????????

[I Don't Need A Name]

Brother- Go away Yuna, i'm watching TV.

Yuna- But don't you want to see me dance and sing?

Brother- What don't you understand about NO????????????

Khimari- oohhh Khimari sing and dance for you!

Brother: now were talking! *turns of TV* stay if you want yuna! this is gonna be SOME show!!

[lulusgirl]

Brother- Go away Yuna, i'm watching TV.

Yuna- But don't you want to see me dance and sing?

Brother- What don't you understand about NO????????????

Khimari- oohhh Khimari sing and dance for you!

Brother: now were talking! *turns of TV* stay if you want yuna! this is gonna be SOME show!!

Buddy-I'll get the music, sorry yuna, you can't watch, your too un-experianced.

yuna- FINE !!!!!!!!!!!!
*leaves*

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna-"So...what do we got?"

Brother-"Homicide. Victom was a moogle."

Rikku-"It seems the murderer didn't like little stuffed animals"

Yuna-"were there any witnises?"

Lulu-"(sniff) yes...It....it was horrible"

Rikku-"now now...just take it easy and tell us everything"

[Shiny]

LMFAO Yu-Yevon! Those poor, poor stuff animals. So anyway here's mine:

Yuna: "Rikku! Where the hell were you?! I've been looking for you all day!"
Rikku: "Busy getting my hair bleached and new color contacts. Check them out."
Yuna: "While you were doing that Paine and I were trying to save Spira."
Rikku: "...Okay...and?"
Yuna: "You do realize I hate you, right?"

[Marluxiaswife]

*YuRiPa walking the tower from last mission*

Yuna"Ahhhh I'm sick of this!"

Rikku"Calm down Yuna were all most there"

Paine"I bet i can run faster than you two up there?"

Rikku"O.k ready set... Go!"

*Paine runs*

Yuna"Why did you do that for?"

Rikku"I dunno i don't want to hear Paine talking so much."

[Markus. D]

Yuna: GALE FORCE WIND!

[lulusgirl]

*singing*
Paine- "Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes,
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Moments so dear.
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a year?

In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights
In cups of coffee
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife.

In five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure
A year in the life?

How about love?"


Yuna- Paine, what are you doing?

Paine- What? So i like the musical RENT...what of it?

[Jessweeee♪]

then why does it have "volcano" in it?

Yuna: Rikku, all of the fans say that you are a slut now.
Rikku: Wuteva! Wuteva! Its my body, I do wut I want!

a lung disease from inhaling volcanic particles.

[Shiny]

Paine- What? So i like the musical RENT...what of it?

I like RENT too. Heh heh...

Here's some:

Nooj: "Does this jumpsuit make me look fat?"
Yuna: "You're not fat!"
Nooj: "No, I mean my butt.":freak:
Yuna: "Uhh...":sweatdrop

[Yew-Yevon]

Rin- I hearby sentince Rikku...

Rikku-(Not another trash duty!)

Rin-Five years in the Bevele prison.

YRP-huh!?!

[lulusgirl]

Rin- I hearby sentince Rikku...

Rikku-(Not another trash duty!)

Rin-Five years in the Bevele prison.

YRP-huh!?!

i don't get it.........

Shinra-I'm not a kid.

[Yew-Yevon]

i don't get it.........

Shinra-I'm not a kid.

if you play the game and help rin investigate the machina problem you can make rikku the gilty one...her punishment was to clean up chocabo feathers ...and lots of them.