Things FFX-2 Characters Would Never Say...

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Yuna: Rikku, thanks for the new clothes. U think we could find Tidus faster in these things?
Rikku: ummm...sure.

[loza]

rikku: oh f**k no wait i mean poppie



yuna:brother... brother wats wrong??

brother: u.. r.. stepping on my groin

yuna: oh sorri i didn't see it there

[Markus. D]

Yuna: Beel The FURN!

[lulusgirl]

Paine-TEACHERTEACHER I BROUGHT YOU AN APPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lycaon]

Tidus' name. -.-
He must really love these people a lot, if he can stand them never saying his name lol.

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna:what ya doing there Shinra?

Shinra:tai chi, would you like to spar with me?

Yuna:huh? the spa is in the cabin

Shinra: You fool! I said spar! -dropkicks yuna, who rolls into a ball and cries-

Yuna: oweeeeeee!

[Fatal Impurity]

yuna: hi auron! wanna play mahjong? oh yeah! your dead! hahahahaha! you little zombie!
auron: whatever at least im REAL unlike someone we all know!
*silence*

[LunaticPandora37]

i bet they'd never say...

"let's get a sandwich"

or

"we should play pocket tanks"

[lulusgirl]

um, ok.
Buddy- Here paine, one ticket to a day-spa
paine- YAY THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Excalibur11]

Yuna: Why are we looking for spheres? Lets look for cubes instead!

[Marluxiaswife]

Yuna: "I want to see the futer"
Rikku: "I bet it will suck"
Paine :"Can we find Food?"

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Tidus: if im not real, could i do this? *squeezes Yuna's butt*
Yuna: Hey!
Tidus: oh come on, u know u liked it.

[Dude Auron]

Paine "Can We Find Mother?"
Yuna & Rikku "What?"

[Jessweeee♪]

Anyone: "Hang on a sec, I gotta use the bathroom."


(in battle, rikku and paine are dying, yunas just sitting off to the side)
Paine: Help us Yunie!!!
Rikku: Yes, get off your lazy ass and help us!
Yuna: I caaaaaan't I already told you, I have bad cramps!

[yunashuyin]

A sceen near the ending of FFX-2

Yuna "I love you."
Shuyin "I love you too Yuna."
Rikku "WHAT?!"
Paine "THE HECK?!"