Things FFX-2 Characters Would Never Say...

[DeathKnight]

Yuna: why does brother keep hitting on me?
Rikku: cuz ur hot Yunie.
Yuna: really?
Rikku: of course. if i wasn't in love with Tidus i would totally hit on u.
Yuna: gee, thanks Rikku.

you make the best posts ever man! seriously

[Flake]

^ :-\

Kimari: AH! Kimari break nail!
Kimari need manicure.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

you make the best posts ever man! seriously

thnx.

Tidus: im gonna be the best blitzball player ever!
Wakka: wait, how can u be that if u don't beat ur dad
Tidus: well, then i'll beat him. then i will be the best blitzball player ever!
Wakka: wait, didn't we already find out that ur dad is Sin?
Tidus: exactly, he will be that much easier to beat at the game. he has no hands! *laughs*
Wakka:...

Rikku: Brother, why do u always hit on Yuna?
Brother: cuz she hot!
Rikku: i know but...don't u find me attractive?
Brother: uh? what u mean Rikku. we are related.
Rikku: well, that stinks! just cuz we're related shouldn't mean anything! *runs away crying*
Brother: now...where's Yuna.

[Maven]

Yuna: I miss you
Tidus: Say my name
Yuna: I miss...him
Tidus: WHY CAN'T YOU SAY MY smurfING NAME
Yuna: I am sorry you

Tidus: smurf it...i am going to the farplane....hopefully Leene is not just the hotter version of you, but the smarter one.

[samboo1]

that dark yojimbo and dark ifrit and seymour ones made me choke on my popcorn i was laughing soooooooooooooooooo hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah they made me laugh as well!

[Yuna_wannabe]

Tidus: Dammit, Yuna! Why havent you made my lunch yet?

oh my jebus that is hilarious

Yuna: I miss you
Tidus: Say my name
Yuna: I miss...him
Tidus: WHY CAN'T YOU SAY MY smurfING NAME
Yuna: I am sorry you

Tidus: smurf it...i am going to the farplane....hopefully Leene is not just the hotter version of you, but the smarter one.

I love this forum

[DeathKnight]

thnx.

Tidus: im gonna be the best blitzball player ever!
Wakka: wait, how can u be that if u don't beat ur dad
Tidus: well, then i'll beat him. then i will be the best blitzball player ever!
Wakka: wait, didn't we already find out that ur dad is Sin?
Tidus: exactly, he will be that much easier to beat at the game. he has no hands! *laughs*
Wakka:...

Rikku: Brother, why do u always hit on Yuna?
Brother: cuz she hot!
Rikku: i know but...don't u find me attractive?
Brother: uh? what u mean Rikku. we are related.
Rikku: well, that stinks! just cuz we're related shouldn't mean anything! *runs away crying*
Brother: now...where's Yuna.

*points to the second one*:kaolaugh:

[Flake]

Paine:Im so happy today.Im gonna go put on some bright colors and go get a tan.

Wakka:*Talking to Kimahri*I totally did it with Lulu man!
Kimahri:Hells yeah nucca!You da shizzle dawg!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Tidus: Yuna, do you like me?
Yuna: of course i do. why?
Tidus: well, i've been thinking. since im gonna disappear and all after this. i was wondering if-
Yuna: oh, Tidus. i didn't know you felt that way. I feel the same way.
Tidus: Really?!
Yuna: Yes. *scans his body* I would love to-
Tidus: Alright! *rummages through his clothing*
Yuna: Sooo, when are we going to-
Tidus: Will you sign my blitzball!
Yuna: *anime fall*

[Jessweeee♪]

Shiva: "ThEy HaVe HeRpEs?!"

Tidus: "Hi, I'm...er...what was it now...oh yeah!!! My name is BillyBobJimJoe, and I like chicken!"

[4evarisha]

Rikku-paine let me kill this 1
paine-no i want 2
yuna-let me
rikku-please
paine-i used ladyluck already it is dead hahaha yay
rikku-bitch

[Mr_Moogle]

Yuna: Tidus

*GASP* *GASP*
*cough* *splutter*

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku sputers in Russan at yuna

Yuna:WTF!?

Rikku holds up a bottle of vodka

[Lunareescence]

Paine: 1000 words, call out through the ages..
Yuna: Heyyyy Im shupposed to shing dat shong not youuuu!! Give me my microphoneeeee
Paine: Its not my fault you were drunk at the time...suspended on silver wings....

[4evarisha]

tidus-can i go 2 the mall
paine-yea lets buy shoes
tidus-like totally