Quote Originally Posted by EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT
here a sence idea that would raise () a couple peoples eyes..

location- a funky new dance club in luca
probelm- yuna has no boyfriends
solution- well she gets.. nvm

yuna: ah.. iam so drunk... i need another beer rikku
rikku: no you don't look oK. maybe you should go home
yuna: whatcha's hoze's
rikku: err.. right your coming home
yuna: NEVER!!! besides.. paine mOr3 cr8zy 8ctin6 h3r3..
rikku: that was complete giblish..
yuna: mimi gots zesh takiye

meanwhile on gothic section of pub

paine: hmm.
sephiroth: watch this *does a flip* yeah.. whatcha think paine
paine: ... poser..
sephiroth: what ever.. (gurls you never can impress them.. why am i so hyperactive around gurls anyway..)
lulu: who forgeton mesa.. iam not dunk ia jus on koRnc/-ne.. wakka i want babe-es NOW!
wakka: fine.. takes her to closest hotel..
lulu as going: bang her! sephirote pus..
sephiroth: hehe lets kiss.
*paine steps away alittle bit and sephiroth trips and hit head into a beer glass.*
sephirtoh: ouhc.. you bit..

meanwhile

yuna: ahh justss oness moress beeres
rikku: no!
yuna: yes..
rikku: noooooooo!!!!
yuna: fine i be a goody goody gurlly
rikku: ok iam taking you home
*yuna hits rikku with a bottle and she knocks out.*
yuna: yippip party time!
cloud: hey baby..
yuna: hay tidase
cloudyes.. this hair and low detail makes me look like tidas.. tudis.. whatever anyways time to get banging)

the end... or is it?
you do know that paine and sephiroth are not goths.... or not minutely gothic in any sense, sept paines clothing.