Things FFX-2 Characters Would Never Say...

[Shiny]

Barkeep: Anything without a freakin' lisp.
Rikku: "I hate the world. Burn you humans and Kimarhi! Burrrrrn in all your pathetic exsitence."
Yuna: "Screw this; I'm going in the Half-Life 2 game."
(Dark)Ifrit: "Oh my Jebus! I'm on fire!"
Rikku: "Yuna." (I could have sworn she always called her Yunie.)
Paine: "So, how was everyone's day? Mine was great."
Nooj: "We need to stop building materia. Fo rizzle."
(Dark)Yojimbo: "No, I don't want your money."
Seymour: "I'm back losers!"
Rikku: "I accidentally made out with Tidus."

Edit: Oh crap! I meant machina instead of materia...I've been looking at the 7 board too much.