yeah, you like those don't you?

Tidus: dude, i've got such a bad itch on my back.
Auron: here let me scratch it with my sword.
Tidus: Aww that feels so-ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Elma: chocobo knights is a great opportunity to pick up chicks. so join now!
Yuna: really? yes, finally i won't be discriminated anymore!

Wakka: man, I don't know why I didn't get with Lulu on our first journey. Chappu got all the luck. That's right, I'm talkin to you, you crazy dead son of a-
Chappu: dude, I'm right here. Remember, I didn't die after all. I was just drifting at sea.
Wakka: oh, oh yeah. your right. *sighs*
Lulu: ready to go out Chappu?
Wakka: where are you two goin?
Lulu: oh, I'm sorry Wakka, but since Chappu's back and I did promise to marry him-
Wakka: what?!
Lulu: I'm taking the baby to Chappu's, and you still have to pay for child support.
Wakka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!