LMFAO Yu-Yevon! Those poor, poor stuff animals. So anyway here's mine:

Yuna: "Rikku! Where the hell were you?! I've been looking for you all day!"
Rikku: "Busy getting my hair bleached and new color contacts. Check them out."
Yuna: "While you were doing that Paine and I were trying to save Spira."
Rikku: "...Okay...and?"
Yuna: "You do realize I hate you, right?"