If soft had been making ff8 while getting a lapdance by a fat, greasy, g-strung asian

[Meat Puppet]

here's some of my ideers

-squall would stand 100ft tall and have a thick, lucious geneberds
-rinoa wouldn't exist
-it wouldn't be so boring
-squall would be straight
-selphie would be ugly for once (damn she's sexy, it's so embarrassing having wet dreams over somethign that doesn't real)
-(SPOILER)cid would be gay
-yuffie would actually make some damn SENSE
-zell would be straight
-irvine would be a pie brand
-quistis would be hot
-doug would be straight
-odin would be straight
-rinoa would be straight ( I was a picture of her KISSING aeris! )
-squalls swords would make cream pie come out!
-for some reason everyone would be obsessed with beer cans
-laguna would play guitar (this would make sense)
-the game wouldn't actually be so boring
-seiferoth would be a boob head

those are some of my ideas now it's time to rock this thread with yours!
if you have some hILARIOUS SNIPPITS feel free to write those smurfers down
looking foward to LMAOing at your post!!!!!!!!!

lots of love,
james dunlop.

p.s. don't lock

[Black Angel]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm.......Ooooookkkkkkkkkkk........yeah........

[GunbladeMaster]

....no comment....
PS: i actually read it

[x_Hopeless_Deviate_x]

Well maybe they were getting a lapdance because I think Quistis is hot.

[Big D]

So it seems HOOTERS didn't actually get banned... he moved to New Zealand and became Meat Puppet.
This explains a lot.