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    Default So I made fake barf last night

    And you can do it too! All you need is-

    * An old powder soup mix!

    * A bananna!

    * Unwanted leftovers from halloween!

    * A cup!

    * And a basin!
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    Its disgusting, I know


    So I panicked realising I needed to do more work for my art project last night and got out of school today to work on it.

    Whats the furthest you went to get out of homework, class or school when you were in school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destai
    Whats the furthest you went to get out of homework, class or school when you were in school?
    hit it.

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    Or you could just, y'know, eat food that's past it's use-by-date and then you get REAL vomit and you get to taste REAL food in a REAL world!

    How about just not going?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    How about just not going?
    Im not that hardcore which makes me sad =(

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    Nothing really. I can basically get out of class for a good 5-10 minutes any time I want due to the "OW, MY CONTACT IS FALLING OUT, I NEED TO GO TO THE NURSE!" excuse.


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    Oh i still go to college, its the 'puppy dog' look that makes me get away with things.


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    Dont turn up to lesson .......

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    I needed to stay at home and work with art supplies. Dossing class wasnt going to accomplish that.

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    I've gone out of my way to put up a convincing sick-act for an extended period of time in order to get out of a day of school. Usually I'd take a minor cold over the weekend, then even after becoming healthy again, keeping the act up for a couple of days in order to miss out on a day of school.

    Generally I don't play that card until the middle of the year when there's a long stretch between breaks and I feel like taking some time out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreddz
    Dont turn up to lesson .......

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    I used to fake migraines .. still do when I want a day off work... being a girl too I had other excuses I could use too....

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    I used to do it but now it never works.

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    I just turn up to lessons and say 'i kinda forgot to do my homework'
    they fall for it every time
    the moral of this story is, never let a blind man teach you how to write

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    I'm asian.
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    Everyday I wish that I could be the one, for you...

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    I clocked school doing homework only once. I think it's because the year I was supposed to be weened into doing homework I lost my homework book and didn't find it until the end of the year. They were so easy going and they said "it's okay, you'll make up for it in the future"

    I never did!
    Until I left school, and could only get [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] jobs.

    Oh, I got the spelling of some words wrong. Did that HURT you?
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