For another funny twist, let's only kill fake characters, too! I'd like to kill Pikachu for getting so far in the pre-Ciddies tournament, and I'd do it by casting Haste on myself, then Slow or Stop on him, then Quick on myself, then Ultima a couple times, then shooting him, then stabbing him, then slashing him with a spear, then stealing everything he's got, then throwing a Spoon at him, then ... ...

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