Quote Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS
When I talk to a girl on the phone, I can always get them to stay on longer than they had planned. They'll say they have to go, and three hours later I'll still be talking to them.
Nice try. We know girls don't talk to you.

I guess I can eat quite a bit too, especially for my size. I've outeaten (and outdrank, but that's another story) guys much bigger than me. (I'm 5'10", 160 pounds.)

I can also make a killer meatloaf.