"Super" powers!

[Sasquatch]

When I talk to a girl on the phone, I can always get them to stay on longer than they had planned. They'll say they have to go, and three hours later I'll still be talking to them.

Nice try. We know girls don't talk to you.

I guess I can eat quite a bit too, especially for my size. I've outeaten (and outdrank, but that's another story) guys much bigger than me. (I'm 5'10", 160 pounds.)

I can also make a killer meatloaf.

[StarlightAngel]

I'm kinda sorta quick on my feet when in an insult match with someone I REALLY don't like o.o

[Captain Maxx Power]

My ability to immitate voices.

[KoShiatar]

I can draw spoof portraits of roleplaying characters that make all the players laugh.

[Drift]

mishear words and manage an entire conversation with dirty inuendos. "i'm really cold ;(" "whos really old?"