Favorite Simpsons quotes.

[darklord-25]

ralph: i eated the purple berries...oww ohh

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I posted this on another thread, but here is one of my faves.

I like the scene in "Who shot Mr. Burns" when the Dr. Hibbert says: "We don't know who shot Mr. Burns..." and then he turns, as if to the audience, "DO YOU?"

And then it turns out he's just looking at Police Chief Wiggum. "Well, I'll give it a try, it's my job y'know..."

And also, when Homer says: "We Americans may not be as nice as our goody-two shoes brother Canada..." or something like that.

[Ballistix Man]

Homer: If Bart can have a grafffiti alias so can I* Tags El Homo on the wall " Ahhh"

[Despotus]

Homer~ "English?! Psh. Who needs that?! I'm never going to England!"

Homer on Religion:
"I wish God were alive to see this."

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty?"

"If the Bible has taught us anything—which it hasn't—it's that girls should stick to girl's sports like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such."

Homer on Life and Family:
"I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. You want me to work for money. Why don't I just lay down and die!"

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life."

"I have a great new motivation tecnique, it is donuts, and the possibility of more donuts."

Homer on Beer:
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

[NeoCracker]

Bart - Theres absolutley no sugar in a pixie stick

[Madame Adequate]

zomg necromancy.

Homer: TRAMAPOLINE! TRAMBAPOLINE! *Sprints out of the kitchen*

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Sideshow Bob: Madam, your children are no more... [pause] ...than a pair of
ill-bred troublemakers.
Homer: Lisa too?
Bob: Especially Lisa. But, especially Bart.

later
Homer: Well, I hope Bob fed you, cause I ate your dinners.

[Avathar]

Homer: "SAVE ME, JEBUS!"

Wife: "Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents? "
Cletus: "Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too..."

[Pumpkin0]

Homer: Oh Lisa that's almost as crazy as the time you said beer killed brain cells, now lets go back to ...that thingy..where are...beds ...and tv..is.

(or something like that)

Homer:Ahh, my beer! Oh, you never even had a chance to become my urine!


Flanders: It's like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all...
Homer: Stupid, sexy Flanders!


Marge: *praying*
Psychiatrist: Excuse me, what are you doing?
Marge: I'm praying to God that you won't find me insane.
Psychiatrist: I see, and this "God" is he in this room right now?
Marge: Well, yes, He's pretty much everywhere.
Psychiatrist: *shakes head at other psychiatrist*