Not sure if this has been said or not
Mr. Burns ~ "Hmmmm, I always thought the blood got off on the third floor..."
Not sure if this has been said or not
Mr. Burns ~ "Hmmmm, I always thought the blood got off on the third floor..."
(Lisa's view of the future, she is being innaugurated as President)
Innauguarter Dude: I hereby declare you president of these United...
Reporter: Hold on a second, i just didcovered that a President E-Lect got an F in second grade Gym class
Innaugurater: I hereby sentence you to a lifetime on monster island..dont worry it's just a name
Lisa and other people are running from monsters
Lisa: He said that.. it was just a name
Other Guy: What he meant was that monster Island is actually a peninsula
classic
Reporter: Sir, is your son a communist?
Abraham Simpson: My son is NOT a communist! He may be a pig, a liar, a communist, but he's NOT a PORN-STAR!
I can't believe there are no Sideshow Bob's in here.....
Laywer: Well, what about that tatoo on your chest? Doesn't it say Die, Bart, Die?
Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The."
Parole Judge: No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted!
Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
Sideshow Bob: Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.
Judge: Bailiffs, place the mayor under arrest.
Sideshow Bob: What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did
Sideshow Bob: Well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa to whom I'm fairly indifferent.
I love the "Die Bart Die", hilarious.
Mmmmm...Something
I would love to be happy, but unfortunately I'm too busy being awesome and kicking your ass at everything
Homer: $20? Aww, I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Ooh, 'xplain how!
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services...
My Cure spell brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like: "It's better than yours."
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I could Heal you, but I have to charge.
Apu: Please do not feed peanuts to my god!
Rev. Lovejoy: ...whether we're Christian, Jewish, or (looks at Apu) ... miscellaneous.
Apu: It's Hindu. There are only eight hundred million of us.
D'oh!
A deer!
A female deer!
My Cure spell brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like: "It's better than yours."
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I could Heal you, but I have to charge.
Sideshow Bob: Urgh. Rakes, my arch-enemy.
Bart: I thought I was your arch-enemy.
Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart.
hah, cracking on gags from former episodes!
Smithers: Bobo?
Burns: No, <i>Lobo</i>. They never should have cancelled that show.
or, from the same episode:
Marge: Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese.
Homer: I think I'm blind.
and also from the same episode:
Giant mechanical bear: WANT TO LIVE! (destruction)
Moe: Oh so your lookin for a mister Smithers... first name Wayland...?? listen kid when i catch u, im gonna pull out your eyes and shove em down your pants, so you can WATCH me kick the CRAP out of you!!.. then im gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!!!
Moe: hey everybody!! im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and.. i like to kiss my own butt......... hey
Carl: hey have you heard about this new thing called the internet?? yeh, its this cool inner lining they put inside your boardshorts (or somthin like that)....
Carl: (scared) i think im about to log onto my internet
Lenny: ahhh nuts
Ralph: my dad shoots people!
Coyote: find your sole mate homer...
Homer: but where!!!???
Coyote: this is only your memory... i cant give you any new information
Homer: yelllloooww??
Person: hello Homer... this is God---frey jones, from tv hit show rock bottom...
Duff man: Duff mannn CANT breath...
Lee Carvelho's Putting Challenge:
- Please choose your club... i suggest... Putter
- you chose 1 wood
- The ball.. is in.... the carpark...
- would you like to play again??
- you chose... no.
there are SOOOO many good quotes
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Homer: Am I turning you on?
Marge: No
Homer: What if I undo this button?
Homer in deep voice: What if I talk like this?
Homer: What if I sing to you? My love is like a chicken with no bones... Mmmm Chicken
I would love to be happy, but unfortunately I'm too busy being awesome and kicking your ass at everything
(Homer has been barred from moes and is searching for a new bar, on his quest he walks into the she-she lounge)
Homer: There's something odd about this place
Homer: I know this lesbian bar doesnt have a fire exit, enjoy your deathtrap ladies
Lesbian: what was her problem
There are two Simpsons quotes I'm adding. I can't remember the exact words though.
Quote 1
Marge: We're going to England whether you like it or not!
Homer: Ok. Hmm...which kind of rifle should I bring?
Quote 2 (From the episode where Marge and Homer describe when they got married)
Homer: I meant to tell you...where is that card...
Homer starts searching around the car. Marge sees a card and picks it up.
Marge (reading the card that Homer wrote): You are the love of my life. You are the best person I have ever met. Will you marry me?
Homer: That's the card, pass it here.
That was classic.
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