Quote Originally Posted by Parvus Edea
Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
Grandpa just may be the smartest character on the show. :/

One of my favorites:

Ralph: This tastes like grandma.
*Chief Wiggum takes the tomacco and eats some*
Wiggum: You're right! This does taste like grandma.

Good times...