Bart playing with a switch blade, Australia episode
Man:"Thats not a knife this is a knife" man pulls out a spoon
Bart: "Thats not a knife thats a spoon"
Man: "I see you've played knifey spoony before"

Kent Brockman: "A bloody end for Homer Simpson...is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now here is how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs."

Homer to Mr. Burns: Go ahead. Call the hounds or the bees or the hounds with the bees in their mouths so that when they bark they shoot bees at you."

Grandpa: "I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and wierd. It'll happen to YOU."

Homer: "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

Wiggum: "Lemmie tell you what I tell everyone who comes in here, the police are powerless to help you."