it's close 2 chrismas so 2 things
1. do u belive in him?
and
2. what will he get u?
it's close 2 chrismas so 2 things
1. do u belive in him?
and
2. what will he get u?
When I was sitting on his lap :joey: Santa said he was going to give me aids. I think he meant to say bandaids.
lol
If Santa Claus existed, assuming that he only visits Christian homes, and only half of those children are on the nice list, and also that he travels at a speed that would allow him to visit every home, with two children per home and a fraction of a second per stop to land, drop presents, and get back in the sleigh, he would burst into flames in less than a quarter of a second from friction due to air and be completely cremated in less than a second. Merry Christmas!
I don't remember where I got that from, but anyway:
No.
Nothing; I've been naughty.
I BELIEVE IN SANTA! And I always will.
Back when I was a wise 12-year-old, I DID A TEST. It was a test of truth, and he passed it. He PROVED he exists. That's all the proof I need! But I'll not be getting anything this year, because I don't think I've been very good! OH WELL.
Me and Santa go way back. So far back that we were in Nam together. He used to be pretty buff too, then he started useing that sleigh and his pie addiction caught up with him in the form of a big, blobby, single abdominal muscle.
I haven't believed in Santa for looonnnggg time but if I still did I want Colin Farrell for Christmas....
Santa is the biggest scam put forth by the monopolistic corporations since like forever.
One word: Pony.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
santa huh... i'm not gonna say anything
was all like to who was acctually feeling due to the fact that :oscar: & :frylock: couldn't go to his b'day party. patted him on the back and :mog: said there's always next year. felt more , felt , but :moose: (who knows when (as the person he is) he came in) was more of a . :magus: jumped in and told that no one really likes him. BROKEN ran everyone over with a :sophia:. So lived happily ever after, especially after he had with :rsl:
The end!
66% of sig statistics are fake- and so is this one.
there was a guy named santa claus that gave gifts to random people on chrismas day, i dont remember when, i think it was like the 1100s, i beleive he lived somewhere in iceland and visited england to give presents or something like that, anywho he's dead and decayed and its all his fault that christmas is overcommercialized, and im sure everyone would thank him cuz he's the reason anyone ever gets presents on christmas