it's close 2 chrismas so 2 things
1. do u belive in him?
and
2. what will he get u?
santa
it's close 2 chrismas so 2 things
1. do u belive in him?
and
2. what will he get u?
When I was sitting on his lap :joey: Santa said he was going to give me aids. I think he meant to say bandaids.
lol
If Santa Claus existed, assuming that he only visits Christian homes, and only half of those children are on the nice list, and also that he travels at a speed that would allow him to visit every home, with two children per home and a fraction of a second per stop to land, drop presents, and get back in the sleigh, he would burst into flames in less than a quarter of a second from friction due to air and be completely cremated in less than a second. Merry Christmas!
I don't remember where I got that from, but anyway:
No.
Nothing; I've been naughty.
Is name is a mixed up spelling of Satan
lolOriginally Posted by Mittopotahis
Santa....if he's Real, then he should give me a Gackt and a Keanu Reeves and a Lee Min Woo.
I BELIEVE IN SANTA! And I always will.
Back when I was a wise 12-year-old, I DID A TEST. It was a test of truth, and he passed it. He PROVED he exists. That's all the proof I need! But I'll not be getting anything this year, because I don't think I've been very good!OH WELL.
>>> No and no.
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
Of course I believe in Santa. I go visit him from time to time. He makes fun of my face though.
Me and Santa go way back. So far back that we were in Nam together. He used to be pretty buff too, then he started useing that sleigh and his pie addiction caught up with him in the form of a big, blobby, single abdominal muscle.
I haven't believed in Santa for looonnnggg time but if I still did I want Colin Farrell for Christmas....
Santa is the biggest scam put forth by the monopolistic corporations since like forever.
One word: Pony.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
santa huh... i'm not gonna say anything
was all like
to
who was acctually feeling
due to the fact that
:oscar:
& :frylock: couldn't go to his b'day party.
patted him on the back and :mog: said there's always next year.
felt
, but :moose: (who knows when (as the
person he is) he came in) was more of a
. :magus: jumped in and told
BROKEN
with :rsl:
The end!
66% of sig statistics are fake- and so is this one.
there was a guy named santa claus that gave gifts to random people on chrismas day, i dont remember when, i think it was like the 1100s, i beleive he lived somewhere in iceland and visited england to give presents or something like that, anywho he's dead and decayed and its all his fault that christmas is overcommercialized, and im sure everyone would thank him cuz he's the reason anyone ever gets presents on christmas
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