I HATE EVERYTHING x 10

**Calliope** · 11-13-2005, 08:55 PM

And by everything, I hate the fact that kiddums can buy carrot flavoured jelly beans, and that while the junk food nazi has cancelled the only tolerable form of vegan potato chips available to me, they've decided to market SALAD FLAVOURED CHIPS. SALAD? WHAT? ASFL;DKJL;KSDFJJKLFASDLSFJKDFSDJKLA.

*retires to a corner and gnaws on a broccoli floret in an exaggeratedly suave manner*

Actually, while one may argue that it's a long winded ploy to trick childlings into liking vegetables because it tastes like unfood, I don't believe this to be the case.

**Old Manus** · 11-13-2005, 08:56 PM

An outrage indeed

**Calliope** · 11-13-2005, 08:57 PM

It is an outrage! It is REVOLTING, and therefore, we should REVOLT!

**Captain Maxx Power** · 11-13-2005, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Calliope

It is an outrage! It is REVOLTING, and therefore, we should REVOLT!

*looks up from chomping on his medium-rare steak* I'm sorry, what?

**Yamaneko** · 11-13-2005, 09:03 PM

So do I, so do I.

**Sasquatch** · 11-13-2005, 09:04 PM

*throws away his Steak Supreme Gordita wrappers* Yeah. Salad flavored potato chips would be quite revolting.

**GunbladeMaster** · 11-13-2005, 09:06 PM

i hate u all

**Leeza** · 11-13-2005, 09:06 PM

<i>the junk food nazi has cancelled the only tolerable form of vegan potato chips available to me</i> - Nicky

Aren't most made with veggie oils and vegan? I'm confused.

**Venom** · 11-13-2005, 09:08 PM

I think he means healthy potato chips

**Calliope** · 11-13-2005, 09:08 PM

Well, I can still get "ready salted". The rest are contaminated with milk powder, or cheese powder, or powder powder. This is actually a good thing as it will force me to eat healthier.

**Resha** · 11-13-2005, 10:18 PM

Whatever the facts are, it still SOUNDS heinous. I AGREE THAT THIS IS A VERY BAD THING.

My life...my life, is this the world we're passing on to our children? One with salad-flavoured potato chips? I MEAN SRSLY.

EDIT: Wow, rsl filter!

**Spiffing Cheese** · 11-13-2005, 10:21 PM

Wtf. That's just wrong. Kiddies are going to take over the world of vegetables with their vegetable flavoured sweets! >=OOO

**GunbladeMaster** · 11-13-2005, 10:24 PM

i hate vegetables

**Black Angel** · 11-13-2005, 10:44 PM

..................................*Looks up from hamburger and salt+vinegar chips*

Yeah, an outrage...right...

**Mittopotahis** · 11-13-2005, 11:12 PM

Salad doesn't have a taste anyway, cause its mainly lettuce. It will be like eating crunchy air to me.

NOTE: I have never had a Salad, I am unhealthy.

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