And by everything, I hate the fact that kiddums can buy carrot flavoured jelly beans, and that while the junk food nazi has cancelled the only tolerable form of vegan potato chips available to me, they've decided to market SALAD FLAVOURED CHIPS. SALAD? WHAT? ASFL;DKJL;KSDFJJKLFASDLSFJKDFSDJKLA.

*retires to a corner and gnaws on a broccoli floret in an exaggeratedly suave manner*

Actually, while one may argue that it's a long winded ploy to trick childlings into liking vegetables because it tastes like unfood, I don't believe this to be the case.