I like the thought of Rikku as a lesbian, remember every time you ran around the bridge area of the celsius Rikku would follow you around and she always freaking out when brother was digging on Yuna. Rikku is brothers sister right, so if the al bhed is the equal to red-necks then Brother should call dibs on Rikku who likes Yuna and they can all "be happy" together on their dads/uncles ship which is like their trailer. So if its Rikku+Yuna, Yuna+Brother or Yuna+Rikku+Brother, thats some sick freaky incest action. Even if your red-neck!!!
But if that was the scenerio I would mind being Brother(not)... Yuna and Rikku are hott though...
(Sarge to Church) "What in Betty's bloomers is on the radio NOW? It sounds like the feral cry of a retarded Mexican Sasquatch!"