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    I did something like 9. I didnt pick my nose, but i talked to a security camera for about 2 hours.

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    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
    That one really made me laugh. xD

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    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
    i must try it

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
    too late already have done that in toys r us

    12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
    must try


    14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
    i will definetly try that and btw..... lol

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    I am amused, it's a lot more fun imagining Psy doing it though, as it is more likely to happen...
    :joey:

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    That's comical.

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    Awesome. No, better yet, this is worthy of 'Jawsome'. Hah, I've gotta try some of these.

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    Number 12 makes me laugh so hard.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    funny, number 3 would gross me out though. I'd be looking out for the lady with no pants.

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    I can't remember how many times I've done #11. My favorite addendum to that one is if you're at a store with friends who are even the littlest bit uptight, break out into the Rain Man routine. Good friends will be embarassed, great friends will play along
    Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?"
    I say, goodnight.
    The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling, and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

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    The Rain Man routine...?
    My Cure spell brings all the boys to the yard,
    And they're like: "It's better than yours."
    Damn right, it's better than yours!
    I could Heal you, but I have to charge.

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