If you were to rule the world...

[Sasquatch]

Delete the internets.

[Winter Nights]

Delete the internets.

o my gosh not my inernets how will i servive witout my intrnets plz dun kil teh internets plzkthx :mog:














*cough* Prolly take a nap.

[Karl]

prolly screw up by letting my beleifs become more important than whats good for the citizens, then get killed and hopefully not go to hell

[Mitch]

I'd make my wenis bigger.

[krissy]

1.Fly 500 Etheopian children to North America, give them all tasers and drop them off in front a Super Value.
2.Buy the Bud Girls some Grolsch.
3.Buy Disneyland and replace Mickey as the official mascot with a guy dressed up like Michael Myers.
4.Purchase the USS Independence and enter the America's Cup.
5.Rebuild the Canada Arm in the space shuttle so that every time it's deployed it gives the world the finger.
6.Build an indoor water slide park so immense that it could be viewed from space by the naked eye.
7.Bring back J.P. Patches.
8.Get The Bat moved from Canada's Wonderland to my backyard.
9.Bring back One Ton Bubble Gum.
10.Buy the Arsenal Gunners.
11.Replace every gun on earth with those plastic guns that fire ping pong balls and proceed to start a world war.

[Dignified Pauper]

Ban Neel from EoFF then start an Indian "Love' Camp so I could have him all to myself.

[Black Angel]

Liking these ideas'...Oh!!!! I got another one!!!
4) Make murder legal, only if they deserved it, though...

[Captain Maxx Power]

1: Pirates will be legal and pirateering actively encouraged

That's about it.

[Venom]

My new order would require everyone to wroship Alf and sing the national anthem which is "Holy wars" by megadeth, get a whole bunch of women slaves. Have all the hentai magazines in the world, and a spaceship.

[Resha]

10.Buy the Arsenal Gunners.

WHY????????????????

I'd buy myself...no, because I rule the world, I'd just take a pair of BOOTS for myself...without paying.

I really want boots.

[Black Angel]

5) Steal boots from Target...(Resha, I want boots, too...Don't feel alone )

[Yooniece]

I'm a narcissist I guess. I'd make myself perfectly comfortable, safe and stable before I worried about anybody else. After that I'd probably legalize a few of drugs, standardize the world's currency, legalize abortions and gay marriage worldwide, disarm all the nations (who needs weapons when it's all mine mine mine!), allocate more funding into developing the poorest of countries, creating programs with incentives for students to pursue medical research careers (such as scholarships and job placements) to wipe disease off the planet, standardize the definition of a legal adult, and most importantly... [b]I'd kill Paris Hilton.

[Light Mage]

I woulnd't want to rule the world.

I can barely keep my room tidy, why I would I want to be responsible for an entire ecosystem, civilisation and economy?

The last thing I want is the world's nations banging on my door at 4am saying "We need a new resolution of the proposed oil/coal/gas distribution and rationing mandate!"

[Resha]

5) Steal boots from Target...(Resha, I want boots, too...Don't feel alone )

I really really want boots. Sometimes in shops, I go and look at them, and they look so nice. But I cannot have them yet, because I'd feel dumb wearing them. But one day I won't be dumb wearing them, and that day I'll GET BOOTS. For sure!

*high fives Bluuueeee Angey*

[edczxcvbnm]

I would simply round up all the hot women in the world and have a non-stop orgy.