If you were to rule the world...

[Black Angel]

What would be your first order of business? I would 1) Make everyone my slaves...(Except for my friend, of course...) 2)Have everyone sing the "National Song of Bella" (Heeheehee...) 3) Then, in the end...Kill everyone...And then myself...


So, what would you do if u were to rule the world?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Get rid of weapons and make violence illegal.

[RSL]

I probably wouldn't do any of that!

[kikimm]

2, I suppose. Although I have no idea what it is.

[Psychotic]

I'd make sure that every time someone posted a smiley, they'd have to post it twice. Good to see you got the memo, Blue Angel.

[Skarr]

If I were to rule the world, I would sleep in all day. Then I would have two wives and enough chocolate bars to fill a bathtub. Then, I would probably turn evil and start killing people for fun. :P Then I would die and burn in hell. The End.

[Sasquatch]

Get rid of weapons and make violence illegal.

How would you enforce that?

[Vaprice]

I'd mass all the islands in the world and then form one big island called... "The United States of ASIA!" And then everyone will bow down to the asians, and we will rule the world with rice and spicy foods!

I would make our national flag a picture of a soy sauce bottle. Our anthem would be all sorts of Kpop! And everyone will be a monkey! yes that's right I will turn everyone into a monkey....except asians of course...

farfetched you say? Give me 2 more years and I'll show you who's farfetched.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Stage a coup and get "overthrown", allowing countries to slowly reform. After which I would install puppet governments through voting fraud and other tactics, keeping myself in charge of everything because only my loyal henchmen would be sitting on the thrones of whatever country. After that, I would turn my attention to the stock market and play with that until I've eliminated some corporations and given others big boosts so that I can acheive the best technological advancement possible.

After that I would have some of my puppets who "lead" richer, democratic nations to call for research in brain-mapping and nanotechnology. Using these technologies I would find a way to back up my brain and create either multiple, better bodies or find some other way to achieve a state of immortality.

Thus having achieved that I would devote my attention to certain other projects that would increase my brain potential exponentially, but have all officials publically deny that such technology exists.

At that point, I would start manipulating the countries essentially for my own amusement, having some corporations and countries rise and fall on my wishes and experimenting with social and other such interactions.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

How would you enforce that?

True...

I know! Destroy the world. No more problems!

[Meat Puppet]

Eat, drink, and sleep myself to death.

[Xaven]

I would loaf around on a fancy couch all day and do nothing except order others to rule the world for me. And play Final Fantasy.

[black orb]

>>> I`d change lots of things..

[look_out_below]

I would build myself a mansion then start a colonize the moon program (because really who wants to just be in control of the earth when you can control the moon as well)

[ThroneofDravaris]

Delete EoEO.