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    i just walked into a door frame...twice today and my knee is all bruised. whats the clumsiest thing you've done while half asleep?
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    Fell down the stairs

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    robbed a convenient store (whilst naked :O:O:O)

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    Banned, yeah, that would sum it up nicely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares
    Banned, yeah, that would sum it up nicely.
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    I let a friend of a friend talk me into a road trip to Miami that ended with booze, and alot of cops...

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    walked into a lamp post
    and fell asleep during a lecture and drooled all over my notes xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    Fell down the stairs

    I know exactly how that feels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    walked into a lamp post
    and fell asleep during a lecture and drooled all over my notes xD
    i've walked into a glass door a few times too always fun trying to rub the face print off.
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    I got up at about 4 this morning to pee and almost missed the toilet when I sat down.

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    When I'm tired I often miss my mouth when I am drinking from a glass. And then I am wide awake again it is great.
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    died. True story.

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    I get simple things Im used to doing mixed up. Put the phone back in the fridge, I've come very close to throwing my laundry in the open toilet seat as opposed to the laundry basket at the other side of the bathroom several times.

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    I was supposed to be pouring milk on my cereal and getting a glass of water. But I ended up taking my cereal to the tap and filling it with water. Needless to say I had to throw it away.I wasn't even willing to taste what cereal with water is like.

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    Hmmm...I turn off my alarm clock...Then sleep through my classes

    also when I am not paying attention I might grab your glass of water or the bottle of ketchup and try to drink from it...


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