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    So. As I was walking to my Latin class today, there were people standing outside the student union yelling about how everyone's going to hell, and that we've been brainwashed since youth.

    I wasn't too sure about what they were saying because the laughter was too loud (other people, not them) until I read their pamphlet. Which says, and I'm typing it right off (I'd scan but it isn't working right now.),"This is exactly what you are doing in college( "eating the knowledge of the tree of good and evil")(Gen.2:16). You are building the tower of ego. You are striving to enhance your self-worth. You defy God "I am NOT worthless" (Jer.17:9/Ecc.9:3/Job25:6)." Etc. And that is verbatim from the pamphlet.

    I haven't laughed that hard since the night before (went to see Jim Gaffigan. Much hilarity ensued, but that's off topic).

    So. What brightened up your day that normally wouldn't have, or was just unusual?
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    PiP's avatar. I'm not kidding one bit, I burst out laughing just thinking about it.

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    Chemistry was fun today. My friend found a girl's denim jacket in his chair, so he put it on. It was kind of like "Fat guy in a little coat" from Tommy Boy, except my friend's not really fat or anything, it was just really small because it was a girl's coat.

    Yes, it was funny. smurf you, I don't need your approval! I'll go somewhere else!



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    ..........Hell is kinda cool.......i guess.

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    So, what, you're going to hell because you went to college? Damn, that's harsh. (It's people like that that give Christians a bad name.)

    I had Topper's berry stix today. Pretty damn good.

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    No. We're going to hell because we're using the potential and abilities that they say god gave us.

    I love religious crazies. Great entertainment.
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    I was having a good day helping people avoid hell until everyone laughed at our pamphlets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyono
    PiP's avatar. I'm not kidding one bit, I burst out laughing just thinking about it.
    Dan's avatar made me laugh, but that laugh has soured greatly when my avatar was changed.
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    Well since we're all going to Hell, ummmm......what do you guys wanna do when we're there?

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    eestlinc had sex with my soul

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus
    So. As I was walking to my Latin class today, there were people standing outside the student union yelling about how everyone's going to hell, and that we've been brainwashed since youth.

    I wasn't too sure about what they were saying because the laughter was too loud (other people, not them) until I read their pamphlet. Which says, and I'm typing it right off (I'd scan but it isn't working right now.),"This is exactly what you are doing in college( "eating the knowledge of the tree of good and evil")(Gen.2:16). You are building the tower of ego. You are striving to enhance your self-worth. You defy God "I am NOT worthless" (Jer.17:9/Ecc.9:3/Job25:6)." Etc. And that is verbatim from the pamphlet.

    I haven't laughed that hard since the night before (went to see Jim Gaffigan. Much hilarity ensued, but that's off topic).

    So. What brightened up your day that normally wouldn't have, or was just unusual?
    So ultimately, we should remain uneducated, and thusly unemployed....?

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    Well it seems easy enough, and i already have a headstart being uneducated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
    eestlinc had sex with my soul
    And now eest has the herpes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyono
    PiP's avatar. I'm not kidding one bit, I burst out laughing just thinking about it.
    You are so evil. And sadistic. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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