Dude, spam does not fall into a paticular category of having to be witty etc. Spam is just general useless crap that goes anywhere on the internet. If it makes you laugh, then good for you, if it doesn't then just ignore it. People say what they want on the internet and that's the way it is. Some people (myself included) don't have the brain capacity to make every post 'witty' so we can please everyone who reads it.

But I agree with the general topic at hand.