Irritating Words/Phrases

[rubah]

Netspeak is annoying only when not done intentionally by people who obviously would't use it. If a poser tries to use it intentionally, it's just more annoying

Also, I remembered the episode from my youth.

Setting: After lunch at Pre-school
Cast: Myself, my class, my teacher, and the cute boy named Adam's little sister Samantha.

Summary: We were told to be quiet until our teacher came back. Sitting at our little tables, Samantha starts saying the word "topsy" over and over and over again.
"Topsytopsytopsytopsytopsytopsy" and got louder and louder. Our efforts to silence her were in vain.

We all had to put our heads down until our parents came to pick us up.

Since that day, I have not liked Samantha or the word "Topsy". One of our cows was named Topsy, and until we sold her, I was never very fond of her.

[Mookies]

Your mom
Yo mom

and derivations...

[Traitorfish]

"For God's sake, will you go away, you revolting little snot!"
People are always saying that to me. It's not even funny anymore.

[ScottNUMBERS]

Your mom
Yo mom

and derivations...

Kinky. :joey:

[Anaisa]

"Tuck in to your scran!"

...

*explodes*

There was a guy who was desperately trying to get me to go out with him and he said "ill take you out for scran". I thought, no you won't! I hate any obnoxious spouting of religion. "God doesn't pay back with money" and other rubbish like that. I hate all swear words im sick of hearing them. And the word cool is also used far too often fine in moderation but its so over used. Im sick of hearing the words shag and snog . I don't like the word chav either. And people randomly describing virtually every fashion item or look as boho. And pathetic mortals talking about survival of the fittest. And anything along the lines of a womans place is in the home.

[kikimm]

"ASSUME makes an ASS out of U and ME."

There is no excuse for saying that. Ever.

Oh God that's the worst.

And yes, scurred and thur are very bad as well, Karl.

[Itsunari 2000]

I can't stand some of the casual buzz-words and tired old phrases I hear nowadays.

Shag, snog," mas-ai", by the way, " man " ... um ... the use of the word " but " and other conjunctions at the end of sentences. Also, Goth, Mosher, Emo, Chav and other stereotypes. I also dislike the words superfluos and high-falluting. Oh, and " crap " - that word is over-used nowadays. Overused for my liking. And what about that phrase " In my day... ", " Back in the day ..." or " Oh, how times sure have changed." And what about the words " cute", " princess" and " grumpy".

And what about when people say " Heads Up ! " when common sense would tell you to duck. It makes absolutely no sense.

What else... funky,trendy, hip,mondo-condo,geezer,six-feet-under, " chick flick " ... oh, and " bourgeouis " ... that makes my blood boil that one.

[Marshall Banana]

"Git-r-done" or basically anything Larry the Cable Guy says.

[Ethéré]

cool beans. ack!

[Slade]

'Noob'. Theres something extremely irritating about that word. What cracks me up is the people usually using it and directing it to a new member are 'noobs' themselves.

[rubah]

All the non n00bs use 00 instead of oo.

[RSL]

"Git-r-done" or basically anything Larry the Cable Guy says.

Yes! I can't stand that guy. I don't understand his appeal.

[Xaven]

"That's more like it!"

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

"AAAAAHHHMAAAGAAAAWWWDDDD!!!!" (incredibly high pitched and screechy)

"WHATEVVAAA!!!" (ditto)

It's well good/crap/bad/hard/etc..... (Basically using "well" in that way) (Anyone ever study grammar?)

Ya mum.. (usually "HUHUHUHUHH.... YA MUM.....HUHUHUHUH") (why?)

uuurrgghhh... hate the words...hate the words.... *Pukes and passes out*

[Rusty]

Like. When it's overused it in a sentence. Like, totally, like like.