I have a lot of favorite quotes, i couldnt choose the best so just put them all
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."-City Slickers
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer"-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"Ray, when someone asks, 'are you a God?' you say yes!"-Ghostbusters
"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the earth" -Jurassic Park
"...blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't?"-Naked Gun 2 1/2
"I see your schwartz is bigger than mine." and "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes."-Space Balls